Carol Jokes
52 carol jokes and hilarious carol puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about carol that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Spread some cheer and have a laugh with these funny Christmas carol jokes! From Muppet Christmas Carol references to some sly gestures, carla of these jokes are sure to get you in the holiday spirit. Get your friends and family ready to share a laugh during the festive season!
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Funniest Carol Short Jokes
Short carol jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The carol humour may include short sally jokes also.
- I got yelled at in LA today for singing Christmas Carols. I guess they don't wanna hear about how the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful.
- Just now, from my dad: Have you heard the new Christmas carol from India? We Vishnu a Merry Krishnas.
- A husband walks into the bedroom and is shocked by what he sees. "Oh my God Carol, no!"
"But I told you all about us."
"I thought you said you were doing YOGA!"
"Embarrassing this is." - Christmas Carol not to be sung in Southern California... Oh the weather outside is frightful...
But the fire is so delightful...
And since you have no place to go.... - A son asks his mom... -Mom, why is my cousin named Diamond?
-Because Aunt Carol Loves Diamonds
-What about me?
-Enough questions Harambe - Last night I was reading "A Christmas Carol" to my kids when I dropped the book on my foot. It hurt like the Dickens!
- There's an upcoming show featuring the woman from Tiger King and Batman's sidekick, going around and reviewing ice cream parlors Carole Baskin And Robin's
- A fort under siege held a 100m race for the women. Mary, Pam and carol were the top three, sally fourth.
- It was fun watching a Christmas carol. The ghosts of Christmas past, present and future were great. It was in tense.
- Carol Baskins was just awarded Joe Exotics zoo! The same judge wants to award Trump - Epstein island!
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Carol One Liners
Which carol one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with carol? I can suggest the ones about maria and marge.
- What's Hillary Clinton's favorite Christmas carol? Depends, what is yours?
- Why does Joe Exotic avoid singing Christmas songs? He hates carols.
- What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea? We Three Kims
- What's a kidnapped child's favourite Christmas Carol? Away with a stranger
- I always listen to Neil Diamond during the holidays. He's got sweet carol lines.
- What Christmas carol do they sing at a Psychiatric hospital? Do you hear what I hear?
- What's Carol Baskin's favorite dating app? Grindr
- How many Carols does it take to fix a lightbulb? (Watching Annabelle: Creation)
- What is a mother's favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night.
- What's Princess Zelda's favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Knight
- What do you call a woman who thinks she can do everything a man can do. Carol.
- What was the ram's favourite Christmas carol? All I Want for Christmas is Ewe
- What's a pornstars favourite Christmas carol? Oh come on my face full...
- Christmas Carol Should never have received serious consideration for a child's name.
- My ex told me see wanted to see me Carol, it's not Christmas yet!
Christmas Carol Jokes
Here is a list of funny christmas carol jokes and even better christmas carol puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the difference between the end of a ship's gun and a Conservative pundit singing at Christmas? One is a Cannon Barrel and the other is a Bannon Carole
- Merry Christmas! What's your favorite Christmas carol? Mine is The First jkmn .
- Have you heard the new album of Christmas Carols by the Deaf Choir Of Great Britain? No?
Neither have they - What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol? Django Bells.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all! - Who doesn't enjoy Christmas caroling? Deaf people.
- What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert? Oh caaamel ye faithful.
- How to be Insulting at Christmas: Turn up the television when the carol singers arrive and turn off the lights until they go away.
- What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols? deck the halls with boughs of free cash
- What is Obama's least favorite Christmas Carol? Let It Snowden.
- What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol? No L
Carol Bells Jokes
Here is a list of funny carol bells jokes and even better carol bells puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a girl who can f**... to the tune of Jingle Bells? Carol
Cheerful Carol Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about carol you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean martin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make carol pranks.
Wife comes home and finds her husband sipping coffee with another woman
She starts swearing at her husband immediatelly.
He stops her: 'Don't shout at me, this woman has come to see you.'
'Me? You cheating liar, I don't know her at all!'
'OK, let me introduce you then. This is Carol, wife of your lover…'
Two women meet in heaven...
There's these two women meeting for the first time in heaven who's names are Carol and Lydia. Carol leans over and asks Lydia what the cause of her death was. Lydia says, "Well I froze to death. How did you die?" To which Carol replies "I died of a massive heart attack." Very concerned, Lydia asks "What caused the heart attack?" Carol starts then explaining on how she thought her husband was cheating on her. And how she had come home early to catch him in the act but, to her surprise, only found her husband sitting in the den reading a book. But convinced there was another women in the house, she frantically started destroying the house looking for the other women until she was so exhausted that her heart just stopped working. Amazed at the story, Lydia looks at Carol and says, "If you would have looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
A man is in an airplane from Miami to Paris
And a stunning gorgeous woman seats by his side. He's the eager to start a conversation.
"So, what are you doing in Paris?"
"I'm a scientist, I research s**..."
The man is now tempted:
"What have you discovered about s**... in your research?"
"I came to find that Native Americans have the longest p**... and Spanish can last the longest in bed. By the way, I'm Carol, what's your name?"
"I'm Sitting Bull Hernandez, nice to meet you"
Two nuns are sitting on a park bench
Sister Carol lights a cigarette and Sister Beatrice declares:
'That's a filthy habit'
Sister Carol replies: 'blame Sister Mary, she washes the b**... things'.
I have a list of friends who love palindromes!
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen
Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, it just won't move at all. After trying to drive at night for a week, with no luck, she furiously calls the dealers and they send out a technician to help...
He examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it, so he asks, "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?"
Full of anger, she growls, "How on earth you could ask such a question!? I'm not s**... you know! Of course I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night."
What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the a**... brotherhood?
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
bank account: $1,400 has been deposited into your bank account
**me, at Baskin Robbins:** give me Carol Baskin
My wife told me she hates it when I'm always on my phone.
She asked me why, and I said, "Because it's actually smart and it reacts when I finger it Carol!"
