The Best 35 Carol Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carol jokes. There are some carol blurt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carol christmas carol puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Carol Jokes and Puns

What's Hillary Clinton's favorite Christmas carol?

Depends, what is yours?

Wife comes home and finds her husband sipping coffee with another woman

She starts swearing at her husband immediatelly.

He stops her: 'Don't shout at me, this woman has come to see you.'

'Me? You cheating liar, I don't know her at all!'

'OK, let me introduce you then. This is Carol, wife of your lover…'

Two women meet in heaven...

There's these two women meeting for the first time in heaven who's names are Carol and Lydia. Carol leans over and asks Lydia what the cause of her death was. Lydia says, "Well I froze to death. How did you die?" To which Carol replies "I died of a massive heart attack." Very concerned, Lydia asks "What caused the heart attack?" Carol starts then explaining on how she thought her husband was cheating on her. And how she had come home early to catch him in the act but, to her surprise, only found her husband sitting in the den reading a book. But convinced there was another women in the house, she frantically started destroying the house looking for the other women until she was so exhausted that her heart just stopped working. Amazed at the story, Lydia looks at Carol and says, "If you would have looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."

A man is in an airplane from Miami to Paris

And a stunning gorgeous woman seats by his side. He's the eager to start a conversation.

"So, what are you doing in Paris?"

"I'm a scientist, I research sex"

The man is now tempted:

"What have you discovered about sex in your research?"

"I came to find that Native Americans have the longest penises and Spanish can last the longest in bed. By the way, I'm Carol, what's your name?"

"I'm Sitting Bull Hernandez, nice to meet you"

Two nuns are sitting on a park bench

Sister Carol lights a cigarette and Sister Beatrice declares:
'That's a filthy habit'

Sister Carol replies: 'blame Sister Mary, she washes the bloody things'.


Just now, from my dad: Have you heard the new Christmas carol from India?

We Vishnu a Merry Krishnas.

I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen

Carol joke, I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

What's a kidnapped child's favourite Christmas Carol?

Away with a stranger

I always listen to Neil Diamond during the holidays.

He's got sweet carol lines.

Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, it just won't move at all. After trying to drive at night for a week, with no luck, she furiously calls the dealers and they send out a technician to help...

He examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it, so he asks, "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?"

Full of anger, she growls, "How on earth you could ask such a question!? I'm not stupid you know! Of course I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night."

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A husband walks into the bedroom and is shocked by what he sees.

"Oh my God Carol, no!"

"But I told you all about us."

"I thought you said you were doing YOGA!"

"Embarrassing this is."

Christmas Carol not to be sung in Southern California...

Oh the weather outside is frightful...
But the fire is so delightful...
And since you have no place to go....

A son asks his mom...

-Mom, why is my cousin named Diamond?

-Because Aunt Carol Loves Diamonds

-What about me?

-Enough questions Harambe

What Christmas carol do they sing at a Psychiatric hospital?

Do you hear what I hear?

Last night I was reading "A Christmas Carol" to my kids when I dropped the book on my foot.

It hurt like the Dickens!

Carol joke, Last night I was reading "A Christmas Carol" to my kids when I dropped the book on my foot.

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

bank account: $1,400 has been deposited into your bank account

**me, at Baskin Robbins:** give me Carol Baskin

What's Carol Baskin's favorite dating app?

Grindr


A fort under siege held a 100m race for the women.

Mary, Pam and carol were the top three, sally fourth.

How many Carols does it take to fix a lightbulb?

(Watching Annabelle: Creation)

What is a mother's favorite Christmas Carol?

Silent Night.

It was fun watching a Christmas carol. The ghosts of Christmas past, present and future were great.

It was in tense.

Carol Baskins was just awarded Joe Exotics zoo!

The same judge wants to award Trump - Epstein island!

What's Princess Zelda's favorite Christmas Carol?

Silent Knight

My wife told me she hates it when I'm always on my phone.

She asked me why, and I said, "Because it's actually smart and it reacts when I finger it Carol!"

Carol joke, My wife told me she hates it when I'm always on my phone.

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do everything a man can do.

Carol.

What was the ram's favourite Christmas carol?

All I Want for Christmas is Ewe

What's a pornstars favourite Christmas carol?

Oh come on my face full...


Christmas Carol

Should never have received serious consideration for a child's name.

My ex told me see wanted to see me

Carol, it's not Christmas yet!

Thank you so much carol, you know with the divorce, I couldn't done it without you

Steven I'm your ex wife

The Pope was in County Down yesterday as part of his visit to Ireland.

When someone asked him how he was enjoying it he replied "It hasn't been the same since Carol Vorderman left."

You know how Canadians are always polite.

I got a Canadian Aunt and her name is Carol.


Merry Christmas!

What's your favorite Christmas carol? Mine is The First jkmn .

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