The Best 5 Carny Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carny jokes. There are some carny programme jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carny ringmaster puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carny Jokes and Puns

Sex with me is like a ferris wheel:

Slower Than You Hoped, Full Of Clunky Stops And A Carny Watches To Make Sure You Don't Get Off.

A carny invited me back to her place for a good time last night...

She wasn't kidding, there were bumper cars, a ghost train and a mechanical bull. I had a blast!

Life isn't fair.

Unless you're a carny. Then life is pretty much all fair, all the time.

What did the carny say at the orgy?

Come one, come all!

What is a cannibal's favorite food at the county fair?

Chili con Carny.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the carny haunt jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working carny ceremony piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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