carny Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious carny puns

Sex with me is like a ferris wheel:

Slower Than You Hoped, Full Of Clunky Stops And A Carny Watches To Make Sure You Don't Get Off.


A carny invited me back to her place for a good time last night...

She wasn't kidding, there were bumper cars, a ghost train and a mechanical bull. I had a blast!


Life isn't fair.

Unless you're a carny. Then life is pretty much all fair, all the time.


What is a cannibal's favorite food at the county fair?

Chili con Carny.


What did the carny say at the orgy?

Come one, come all!


What are the most funny Carny jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Carny? Well, here are the best Carny dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Carny pick up lines to share with friends.


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