Carnivorous Jokes
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Silly & Ridiculous Carnivorous Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
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An anthropologist visits a tribe that eats only meat...
An anthropologist visits an exclusively carnivorous tribe in previously uncharted deep-jungle territory and word gets around about this strange woman who eats plants.
M'buk says to T'gru, "Have you heard about this woman who eats *plants?*"
T'gru gets this puzzled look and says "no, I've never heard of herbivore!"
I started a strictly carnivore diet, but I stopped
it was a fruitless endeavor
A 7 y/o asks his mom at the dinner table...
"Mom?"
"Yes, honey?"
"I can be whatever I want to be right?"
"Yes, dear."
"Then can I be a carnivore?"
"...Eat your vegetables."
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