The Best 5 Carnivorous Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carnivorous jokes. There are some carnivorous turdy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carnivorous mated puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Carnivorous Jokes and Puns

An anthropologist visits a tribe that eats only meat...

An anthropologist visits an exclusively carnivorous tribe in previously uncharted deep-jungle territory and word gets around about this strange woman who eats plants.

M'buk says to T'gru, "Have you heard about this woman who eats *plants?*"

T'gru gets this puzzled look and says "no, I've never heard of herbivore!"

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Dyslexic vegans must be having the worst 2020 because of carnivorous.

what do you call a carnivorous dinosaur who falls in love with his own mother?

Oedipus Rex

Did you hear they discovered a carnivorous tree in the Amazon?

Don't worry its bark is worse than its bite.

Whenever my wife or mother makes vegetarian meals; I will always whip out my infamous line:

"Ma/Darling are we rabbits? Or regular Carnivorous humans?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the carnivorous forensic puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working carnivorous pygmy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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