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Carnivorous Jokes

3 carnivorous jokes and hilarious carnivorous puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about carnivorous that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Silly & Ridiculous Carnivorous Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What is a good carnivorous joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

An anthropologist visits a tribe that eats only meat...

An anthropologist visits an exclusively carnivorous tribe in previously uncharted deep-jungle territory and word gets around about this strange woman who eats plants.
M'buk says to T'gru, "Have you heard about this woman who eats *plants?*"
T'gru gets this puzzled look and says "no, I've never heard of herbivore!"

I started a strictly carnivore diet, but I stopped

it was a fruitless endeavor

A 7 y/o asks his mom at the dinner table...

"Mom?"
"Yes, honey?"
"I can be whatever I want to be right?"
"Yes, dear."
"Then can I be a carnivore?"
"...Eat your vegetables."

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