The Best 10 Carnivore Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carnivore jokes. There are some carnivore vegetaryan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carnivore venison puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carnivore Jokes and Puns

I started a strictly carnivore diet, but I stopped

it was a fruitless endeavor

A 7 y/o asks his mom at the dinner table...

"Mom?"
"Yes, honey?"
"I can be whatever I want to be right?"
"Yes, dear."
"Then can I be a carnivore?"
"...Eat your vegetables."

Was tryin to think of a punny meat-eater joke.

But carnivore think of one. r_r

Why did the short carnivore hate poker?

Because the steaks were too high.

I saw a carnivore walking down the street.

I remember meating him before!!!


I've decided to become a raw carnivore...

I guess you can say I'm going cold turkey

If you only eat meat, you're a carnivore, If you only eat plants you're a vegetarian, If you eat both you're an omnivore, but if you eat humans you're a cannibal and are asked to leave the morgue.

what do you call an animal that's neither a herbivore nor a carnivore??

an om-nom-nomnivore

What do you call a carnivore get-together?

a meat-up

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

"That's a missed-steak"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the carnivore predator jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working carnivore herbivore piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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