Carnival Jokes
43 carnival jokes and hilarious carnival puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about carnival that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Carnival Short Jokes
Short carnival jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The carnival humour may include short circus jokes also.
- Carnival is offering a new voyage where you set sail and leave a bunch of senior citizens behind in the snow. It's called a Ted Cruise
- TIL I know more words than Shakespeare Shakespeare. Albatross. Conglomerate. Sasquatch. Carnival. I have more...
- The 15 year old Goldfish I won at a Carnival, died the same day my Grandpa did 15 years ago today. The Goldfish wasn't as easy to drown in a bowl of food.
- Carnival is offering a single day trip guaranteed to leave all your worries behind. It's called a Ted Cruz
Full credit to my dad who just texted me this. - I was recently fired from my job operating rides at the carnival My lawyer has advised suing for funfair dismissal
- Went to a carnival but the Tunnel of Love was broken They hung up a sign that said Out of Ardor
- Why was Jesus hanging around the spinning teacups carnival ride? He was taking away the sins of the whirled
- What's the fastest ride at the carnival? You would think it would be the roller coaster.
But really the carousel has the most horse power. - I tried a vertical bungee at a carnival the other day... I wasn't very good at it.
It just felt like something was holding me back. - Children under 10 get into the carnival for free looks like i don't have to pay for my girlfriend this year
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Carnival One Liners
Which carnival one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with carnival? I can suggest the ones about festival and parade.
- What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride? The ferrous wheel.
- Why couldn't Napoleon ride the big rides at the carnival? Because He's dead.
- What's unfair? Someone stealing a letter from the carnival sign.
- Did you hear about the carnival fires? They were intense.
- Just been fired from my carnival job I'm going to get them for funfair dismissal.
- What do you call a rigged carnival? An UnFair.
- What kind of food do they serve at a Mexican carnival? Carney asadas
- What would Sonic say if he ran a booth at a carnival? Come on, step it up!
- I got thirsty on the ride to the carnival But the punch line was impossible to find.
- I can't Goto the Carnival... It isn't fair
- What are you supposed to do if you're attacked by a carnival? Go for the jugular.
- What game do they play at Mexican carnivals? Guaca-mole!
- What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps around a lot? A carniv-w**....
- Carnivals are s**..., I hate the Clown Never let you go, never let me down
Carnival Prizes Jokes
Here is a list of funny carnival prizes jokes and even better carnival prizes puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Gather Around for Heartwarming Carnival Jokes and Uplifting Humor
What funny jokes about carnival you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fun fair jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make carnival pranks.
A guy takes his date to the carnival...
....and asks his date what she wants to do. She replies "I want to get weighed." So he takes her to the Guess Your Weight booth and continue their date.
They go on a few more rides and again he asks her what she wants to do. "I wanna get weighed" she says once again. So they get her weighed again and go one a few more rides and then he takes her home.
When she gets home, her mother asks her how her date went.
She replied, "Wousy"
Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?
I really s**... at Guac-a-mole.
Joe took his blind date, Kim, to the carnival...
"What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," said Kim, and so they ambled over to the 'guess-the-weight' stand. The owner guessed 121 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. And back to the 'guess-the-weight' stand they went. Since they had been here before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
The Carnival Date
Jesse took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Amber?" asked Jesse.
"I want to get weighed," replied Amber.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Jesse again asked Amber what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Jesse lost his dollar.
By this time, Jesse figured that she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How did it go?"
Amber responded, "Oh, Waura. It was wousy."
A man was wandering around a carnival.....
and he happened to see a fortuneteller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.
Ah... said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. I see you are the father of two children.
That's what you think, said the man scornfully. I'm the father of THREE children.
The woman grinned and said, That's what YOU think!
My 2-year-old wouldn't come out of the carnival bounce house, so the attendant had to go in and get him
I really thought I wouldn't have to worry about him getting thrown out of places by bouncers until he got older.
A Carnival worker and a woman get married
The couple, being good Christians never have relations until their wedding night. As the woman ends up finally seeing the Carney's room, notices that he has shelves and shelves of stuffed animals.
They finally do the deed. As they are laying there exasperated, she, panting, asks her husband So how was it? He replied You may have any animal off of the 2 shelf.
Old couple at the carnival
An elderly couple John, and Janice go to the carnvail where John spots a helicopter ride.
He runs over and says to his wife "Janice I've always wanted to go on a helicopter ride and look its only ten dollars".
Janice then says "John why would we pay money to go on a ride ten dollars is ten dollars". They end up not riding and finish up walking around the carnival until they go home.
A year later when the carnival comes back they go again and John sees the helicopter ride again and runs over to it.
He says to Janice "honey I've wanted to go on this helicopter ride for a while now can we just go"?
Janice says to him "John I'll tell you the same I told you last year, ten dollars is ten dollars".
This happens a few more years until the pilot is tired of them bickering about it and comes up with a solution.
He says to John and Janice "I'll take you both up for free but the catch is, if anyone of you talk I'll charge ten dollars".
Satisfied with the compromise Janice agrees, so they go up and the pilot is trying every maneuver possible to try to get them to scream or talk, but without fail neither talk.
When they land the pilot sees Janice is no longer in the helicopter and asks John "what happened to Janice"? John then exclaims "she fell out about 5 minutes into the ride ". "well why didn't you say anything"? Asks the pilot.
And without missing a beat John says "well ten dollars is ten dollars".
