The Best 26 Carnival Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carnival jokes. There are some carnival funfair jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carnival circus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carnival Jokes and Puns

Carnival is offering a new voyage where you set sail and leave a bunch of senior citizens behind in the snow.

It's called a Ted Cruise

A guy takes his date to the carnival...

....and asks his date what she wants to do. She replies "I want to get weighed." So he takes her to the Guess Your Weight booth and continue their date.

They go on a few more rides and again he asks her what she wants to do. "I wanna get weighed" she says once again. So they get her weighed again and go one a few more rides and then he takes her home.

When she gets home, her mother asks her how her date went.

She replied, "Wousy"

Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?

I really suck at Guac-a-mole.

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Joe took his blind date, Kim, to the carnival...

"What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," said Kim, and so they ambled over to the 'guess-the-weight' stand. The owner guessed 121 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. And back to the 'guess-the-weight' stand they went. Since they had been here before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

The Carnival Date

Jesse took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Amber?" asked Jesse.

"I want to get weighed," replied Amber.

They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Jesse again asked Amber what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said.

Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Jesse lost his dollar.

By this time, Jesse figured that she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How did it go?"

Amber responded, "Oh, Waura. It was wousy."


What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride?

The ferrous wheel.

Why couldn't Napoleon ride the big rides at the carnival?

Because He's dead.

Carnival joke, Why couldn't Napoleon ride the big rides at the carnival?

TIL I know more words than Shakespeare

Shakespeare. Albatross. Conglomerate. Sasquatch. Carnival. I have more...

The 15 year old Goldfish I won at a Carnival, died the same day my Grandpa did 15 years ago today.

The Goldfish wasn't as easy to drown in a bowl of food.

My 2-year-old wouldn't come out of the carnival bounce house, so the attendant had to go in and get him

I really thought I wouldn't have to worry about him getting thrown out of places by bouncers until he got older.

Carnival is offering a single day trip guaranteed to leave all your worries behind.

It's called a Ted Cruz

Full credit to my dad who just texted me this.

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What's unfair?

Someone stealing a letter from the carnival sign.

Did you hear about the carnival fires?

They were intense.

I was recently fired from my job operating rides at the carnival

My lawyer has advised suing for funfair dismissal

Just been fired from my carnival job

I'm going to get them for funfair dismissal.

What do you call a rigged carnival?

An UnFair.

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A Carnival worker and a woman get married

The couple, being good Christians never have relations until their wedding night. As the woman ends up finally seeing the Carney's room, notices that he has shelves and shelves of stuffed animals.

They finally do the deed. As they are laying there exasperated, she, panting, asks her husband So how was it? He replied You may have any animal off of the 2 shelf.

Went to a carnival but the Tunnel of Love was broken

They hung up a sign that said Out of Ardor

What kind of food do they serve at a Mexican carnival?

Carney asadas


Why was Jesus hanging around the spinning teacups carnival ride?

He was taking away the sins of the whirled

What would Sonic say if he ran a booth at a carnival?

Come on, step it up!

I got thirsty on the ride to the carnival

But the punch line was impossible to find.

What's the fastest ride at the carnival?

You would think it would be the roller coaster.

But really the carousel has the most horse power.

I can't Goto the Carnival...

It isn't fair

I tried a vertical bungee at a carnival the other day...

I wasn't very good at it.

It just felt like something was holding me back.

Children under 10 get into the carnival for free

looks like i don't have to pay for my girlfriend this year

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