Woman: "That's a pretty small organ you're playing down there."
Man: "Well, I didn't know I would be performing in Carnegie Hall tonight."
The censors say it contains explicit scenes of violins encore.
He sees a musician carrying a violin case going the opposite way. He stops him and asks: "How do I get to Carnegie Hall?"
Without missing a beat, the musician replies, "Practice, practice, practice."
She said " You liar, you told me you had a large organ!" "Well, I didn't know I would be playing it in Carnegie Hall!"
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