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Two classical musicians had sex for the first time together.

Woman: "That's a pretty small organ you're playing down there."

Man: "Well, I didn't know I would be performing in Carnegie Hall tonight."


The Violin Ensemble playing in Carnegie Hall somehow got an R-18 rating...

The censors say it contains explicit scenes of violins encore.


A tourist in New York wants to visit Carnegie Hall, so he's walking down the street trying to find it.

He sees a musician carrying a violin case going the opposite way. He stops him and asks: "How do I get to Carnegie Hall?"

Without missing a beat, the musician replies, "Practice, practice, practice."


After my date with Cathy

She said " You liar, you told me you had a large organ!" "Well, I didn't know I would be playing it in Carnegie Hall!"


How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

take a taxi


What do you call it when Andrew Carnegie and John D. Rockefeller go to a carnival?

A laissez fair


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