The Best 6 Carnegie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carnegie jokes. There are some carnegie cornell jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carnegie andrew puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carnegie Jokes and Puns

Two classical musicians had sex for the first time together.

Woman: "That's a pretty small organ you're playing down there."

Man: "Well, I didn't know I would be performing in Carnegie Hall tonight."

A man and a woman are lying in bed after a disappointing round of sex

The woman says, "You have a very small organ."

To which the man replies, "Well, I didn't expect to be playing Carnegie Hall."

A woman I had been seeing told me after we had sex for the first time, "I didn't know you had such a small organ."

I told her, "I didn't know I was going to be playing Carnegie Hall."

The Violin Ensemble playing in Carnegie Hall somehow got an R-18 rating...

The censors say it contains explicit scenes of violins encore.

A tourist in New York wants to visit Carnegie Hall, so he's walking down the street trying to find it.

He sees a musician carrying a violin case going the opposite way. He stops him and asks: "How do I get to Carnegie Hall?"

Without missing a beat, the musician replies, "Practice, practice, practice."


After my date with Cathy

She said " You liar, you told me you had a large organ!" "Well, I didn't know I would be playing it in Carnegie Hall!"

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We suggest to use only working carnegie institute piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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