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Two classical musicians had s**... for the first time together.
Woman: "That's a pretty small o**... you're playing down there."
Man: "Well, I didn't know I would be performing in Carnegie Hall tonight."
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A man and a woman are lying in bed after a disappointing round of s**...
The woman says, "You have a very small o**...."
To which the man replies, "Well, I didn't expect to be playing Carnegie Hall."
The Violin Ensemble playing in Carnegie Hall somehow got an R-18 rating...
The censors say it contains explicit scenes of violins encore.
A tourist in New York wants to visit Carnegie Hall, so he's walking down the street trying to find it.
He sees a musician carrying a violin case going the opposite way. He stops him and asks: "How do I get to Carnegie Hall?"
Without missing a beat, the musician replies, "Practice, practice, practice."
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After my date with Cathy
She said " You liar, you told me you had a large o**...!" "Well, I didn't know I would be playing it in Carnegie Hall!"
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
take a taxi
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