Following is our collection of funny Carnegie Hall jokes. There are some carnegie hall jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carnegie hall puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Woman: "That's a pretty small organ you're playing down there."
Man: "Well, I didn't know I would be performing in Carnegie Hall tonight."
The woman says, "You have a very small organ."
To which the man replies, "Well, I didn't expect to be playing Carnegie Hall."
I told her, "I didn't know I was going to be playing Carnegie Hall."
The censors say it contains explicit scenes of violins encore.
He sees a musician carrying a violin case going the opposite way. He stops him and asks: "How do I get to Carnegie Hall?"
Without missing a beat, the musician replies, "Practice, practice, practice."
She said " You liar, you told me you had a large organ!" "Well, I didn't know I would be playing it in Carnegie Hall!"
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the carnegie hall jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working carnegie hall piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.