Carnation Jokes
6 carnation jokes and hilarious carnation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about carnation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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2 older couple were having breakfast
Old man 1: We went to the best restaurant last night
Old man 2: What's it's name?
Old man 1: Oh, I have such a terrible memory. What's that red flower?
Old man 2: Carnation?
Old man 1: No, the one with the thorns.
Old man 2: Rose?
Old man 1: That's it. (turns to his wife) Hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?
What did the Buddhist say when he was reborn as a cowboy?
WHAT IN CARNATION?!
I was confused when I saw that my friend's flower bed was alive and blooming.
"Didn't your poppies die last week?" I asked. "They're not poppies" he said, "They're rein-carnations".
What kind of country would we have if everybody drove a pink Chevrolet?
A pink carnation.
if everyone in the United States drove a pink automobile what would we have?
a pink carnation
What did the Texan florist say when he was robbed?
"What in carnation?!"
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