The Best 6 Carnation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carnation jokes. There are some carnation derrick jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carnation thorns puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carnation Jokes and Puns

2 older couple were having breakfast

Old man 1: We went to the best restaurant last night
Old man 2: What's it's name?
Old man 1: Oh, I have such a terrible memory. What's that red flower?
Old man 2: Carnation?
Old man 1: No, the one with the thorns.
Old man 2: Rose?
Old man 1: That's it. (turns to his wife) Hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?

What did the Buddhist say when he was reborn as a cowboy?


What kind of country would we have if everybody drove a pink Chevrolet?

A pink carnation.

if everyone in the United States drove a pink automobile what would we have?

a pink carnation

What did the Texan florist say when he was robbed?

"What in carnation?!"

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the carnation flower jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working carnation stem piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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