The Best 5 Carnage Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carnage jokes. There are some carnage tamp jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carnage bongo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carnage Jokes and Puns

So I told Hitler about 9/11

I told him about the carnage and the aftermath, and how the state of America was changed forever, but he was confused.

So, I told him about the backstory, and how Bin Laden began to plan this in the 90s, but he was still confused.

Then, I told him about the numerous connections and the conspirators who trained to fly the planes.

I saw the look on his face.

"What's the confusion?"

Hitler: "But why no eleven?"

[Long] A redneck was walking with its dog...

A redneck was walking with his dog, when another dog starts to pick a fight with the redneck's dog, the redneck's dog with just one bite kills the other dog.

A lot of people get scared, cause there's a lot of blood and carnage, them a guy asks the redneck "What is your dog's breed?"

To wich the Redneck responds "Before we cut the tail it was a gator"

What is a symbiote's favorite meat for their burrito?

Carnage Asada

A sans-serif face walks into the street and is hit by a Swiss Modernist truck. The carnage is grotesk…

but you know akzidenz happen.

Steve Aoki, Diplo and Carnage walk into a studio...

Sike, that's someone else's job.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the carnage butcher jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working carnage havoc piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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