carnage Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious carnage puns

So I told Hitler about 9/11

I told him about the carnage and the aftermath, and how the state of America was changed forever, but he was confused.

So, I told him about the backstory, and how Bin Laden began to plan this in the 90s, but he was still confused.

Then, I told him about the numerous connections and the conspirators who trained to fly the planes.

I saw the look on his face.

"What's the confusion?"

Hitler: "But why no eleven?"

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What is a symbiote's favorite meat for their burrito?

Carnage Asada

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Sherlock Holmes and Watson find themselves at a scene of utter carnage...

As Holmes, who had a nose for danger, quietly fingered the bloody knife and eyed the various body parts strewn along the dark, deserted highway, he placed his ear to the ground and, with his heart in his throat, silently mouthed to his companion, Arm yourself Watson, there's an evil hand afoot ahead."

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A sans-serif face walks into the street and is hit by a Swiss Modernist truck. The carnage is grotesk…

but you know akzidenz happen.

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Did you hear that United Airlines has renamed their Contract of Carriage to...

Contract of Carnage

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Steve Aoki, Diplo and Carnage walk into a studio...

Sike, that's someone else's job.

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What are the most funny Carnage jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Carnage? Well, here are the best Carnage dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Carnage pick up lines to share with friends.

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