Carmen Jokes
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Comical Carmen Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
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What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?
"Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo?"
What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?
A Carmen Sandy Eggo
Do you think, when they were looking for that Carmen girl, that they ever checked San Diego?
Just a thought.
An 100 year old man brings home a p**... from a local bar.
The lady begins to undress and perform a headstand in the corner.
The man asked, what are you doing? One of those fancy Carmen sutures positions.
She said no. I figured you can't get it up so go ahead and drop it down in.
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
It's been 13 years and I'm still looking for her.
IBM is Acquiring Red Hat
The company has stated that they believe that the red hat will be a major clue in their long time search for Carmen Santiago.
Where in the world was Carmen, San Diego.
San Diego, you idiot.
What is a Transformer's opera being called?
Carmen
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