The Best 7 Carmen Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carmen jokes. There are some carmen boyfriends jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carmen riley puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carmen Jokes and Puns

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

"Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo?"

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo

An 100 year old man brings home a prostitute from a local bar.

The lady begins to undress and perform a headstand in the corner.
The man asked, what are you doing? One of those fancy Carmen sutures positions.
She said no. I figured you can't get it up so go ahead and drop it down in.

Carmen joke, An 100 year old man brings home a prostitute from a local bar.

Do you think, when they were looking for that Carmen girl, that they ever checked San Diego?

Just a thought.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

It's been 13 years and I'm still looking for her.


IBM is Acquiring Red Hat

The company has stated that they believe that the red hat will be a major clue in their long time search for Carmen Santiago.

Where in the world was Carmen, San Diego.

San Diego, you idiot.

Carmen joke, Where in the world was Carmen, San Diego.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the carmen juan jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working carmen woman piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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