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We call him Los now
...in the end I chose Juan Carlos and took the first flight to Spain.
what do you call a hispanic man who's car got jacked? Carlos.
what do you call the italian man who stole it? Carmine.
And present it as if he wrote it
We were reviewing balancing chemical equations and got onto the topic of changing the names of compounds into their symbols so we could start balancing them. My teacher starts, "Changing names into symbols, is very much like translating Spanish into English. Maria estudia. Maria studies. Carlos va a la biblioteca. Carlos goes to the library. Now I would have said prison but I don't know how to say that in Spanish."
Carlos
Carlos
because I lost my car.
Carlos.
Carlos, take the stereo
Carlos
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Carlos Jr.
Carlos.
Carlos Mencia
A math problem
Carlos
Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch.
Carlos.
Carlos
Carlos
Dane Cook...
Amy Schumer...
Carlos Mencia...
Your Weiner has saved the free world.
But I think Carlos, José, and Alejandro are all talk.
Carlos.
It claimed the life of Chuck Norris.
"Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter died this morning in his house in Oklahoma at the age of 76. He is feeling much better now and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance."
One of them turns to the other and says, "Hey, didn't we see this joke yesterday?"
I chose Carlos and escaped to Mexico
Astral plain
Carlos
Carlos...
Carlos.
Me: "Sure."
Carlos: "I can disappear by counting to three in Spanish."
Me: "Prove it.
Carlos: Uno, Dos...
POOF
He disappeared without a Tres.
Finally he decided on Carlos and ran away to Mexico.
Carlos!
Carlos
I chose Juan Carlos and thought of running to Mexico.
Carlos
Carlos
Carlos and Jose help me carry the sofa
Carlos
Me: Sure.
Frank: Thanks.
Because of hispanic attacks.
"But there's an "i" in "Tim," and my friend Carlos pronounces it "team." So....there.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos
Carlos.
He was Carlos
I call him Carlos now.
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