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64 caring jokes and hilarious caring puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about caring that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article explores the idea of "caring jokes", which are jokes that focus on being compassionate and attentive. Read on to learn more about how sharing these types of jokes with others can go a long way in demonstrating love and grant those that you care about a feeling of contentment.

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Funniest Caring Short Jokes

Short caring jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The caring humour may include short cared jokes also.

  1. I used to be Christian.... Her: I used to be Christian.
    Him: It's all right, I don't really care for those sorts of things.
    Her; Thank god! It's so much better now that I'm Christine!
  2. I got my kid a puppy as a present, but it died before Christmas... FML, now I'm stuck taking care of a puppy.
  3. What do fetuses, servicemen and gay people have in common in the US? The government stops caring about them once they're out.
  4. Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga … And 100% of men don't care.
  5. There are two kinds of people who care a lot about their exact age. Small children and 39 year old's.
  6. Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa? I thought he didn't care about the 1%
  7. I don't care if Caitlin Jenner identifies as a woman, but April identifying as January is crossing the line.
  8. 2 monkeys sat on a branch, one says "ooh ooohh aha ha aha!" The other says "careful, that's hot."
  9. After 37 years I'm finally ready to retire with $5,000,000 I've accumulated through hard work, careful saving, living a life of simple means... ...and the death of an uncle who left me $4,999,996.50
  10. A man is told the local bank offers mortgages with no interest The man enters the bank.
    Man: I'm here to find out about the mortgage
    Employee: I don't really care.

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Caring One Liners

Which caring one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with caring? I can suggest the ones about loving and considerate.

  1. What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor
  2. My grief counselor suddenly died. Fortunately he was excellent so I don't care.
  3. I used to do drugs in the 90s. Now I don't care what the temperature is.
  4. If I had a crystal ball... I'd sit down *really* carefully...
  5. Today I ended a long term relationship. I don't really care though, it wasn't mine.
  6. Be careful of fat guys, ladies They just want to get into your pantries.
  7. Police were called to a day care Toddler was resisting a rest.
  8. My grief counselor died recently Clearly did a good job, because I didn't care
  9. What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant? Who cares? It's a relephant.
  10. A crazy ex is like a box of chocolates If you're not careful, they'll kill your dog.
  11. It's my cake day and no one cares I feel caked…pied….I mean desserted
  12. If you think nobody cares if you're alive.. Try missing a couple of payments.
  13. Who cares if you pee in the shower? The bride and all her guests, apparently.
  14. What does dark humor and health care have in common? Not everyone gets it...
  15. You can use a colander to look at the eclipse But be careful you don't strain your eyes

Caring Child Jokes

Here is a list of funny caring child jokes and even better caring child puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla? People actually care if a gorilla dies.
  • A police officer was called to a child care center. It seems that a three year old child was resisting a rest.
  • Why don't Chinese people care about mass surveillance? Because after the 1 child policy, nobody remembers what a big brother is, anyway.
  • "Do you have any experience with child care?" "Yes - I just quit my job at the White House."
  • I don't care if my child is a boy or a girl.. As long as it's a boy.
  • Whats The Diffrence Between A Fridge And A Child The fridge Doesnt Care If You Stick You're Meat In It
  • What do you call a child care professional who works for the president of Russia? Putinani
  • Chivalry I want to name my child Chivalry. Because I am not good and taking care of children. So no one will be suprised when I say Chivalry is dead.
  • When you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
  • Two women were caught running a child care center fight club. This is not a laughing matter. Because they forgot the one rule. You don't talk about fight club

Caring Lawyer Jokes

Here is a list of funny caring lawyer jokes and even better caring lawyer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • This lawyer has a $70,000 retainer... He must care a lot about his teeth!
  • A lawyer and a boulder are dropped from a cliff at the same time. Which hits the ground first? Who cares?
  • I once meet a honest, caring, politician that listened when I spoke and tried to help the country.
    Then I woke up.
  • What happens when a lawyer dies?? Who cares!
Caring joke, What happens when a lawyer dies??

Sharing Is Caring Jokes

Here is a list of funny sharing is caring jokes and even better sharing is caring puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • People tell me sharing is caring. Good thing I don't care.
  • If Sharing is Caring, why didn't Karen share the kids?
  • Sharing is caring... Unless it's AIDS.
  • You know what they say about STD'S Sharing is caring
Caring joke, You know what they say about STD'S

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about caring can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of caring puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Caring Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about caring you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean affectionate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make caring prank.

A woman found a magic lamp on the beach, rubbed it, and out popped a genie.

"Ask me anything and it's yours!" She thought a moment and then answered, "I want my husband to pay more attention to me, to protect me, to take me out frequently, to sleep close to me, and to be more caring, even if I get a tiny scratch." "No problem." And p**...! She was a smartphone!

Wife asks god for a better husband

Wife: Dear God , I wish you could make my husband pay more attention to me, protect me, take me out, sleep close to me at night.
I wish he would be more caring even if I got the smallest of scratches.
God then turned her into a smartphone.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

A caring son

It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn.
The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. "Hey Willis!! " the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up. "
"That's mighty nice of you, " Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to. "
"Aw, come on," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "But Pa won't like it. "
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset. "
"Don't be foolish! " the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he? "
"Under the wagon. "

Today I met this amazing girl. She was kind, caring, loving. She was like the female Jesus...

...which explains why I wanna nail her.

It's flu season and I just saw 3 homeless people caring for each other.

They were giving each other flu shots under the overpass. What a caring community we live in God Bless.

An Indian King became jealous that the Queen was caring about their infant son more than him, So he poisoned her n**... in her sleep to kill the baby.

The next day the Minister died of poisoning.

You need a girlfriend who is caring, wild and funny...

.. and make sure the three of them never meet.

My wife is so caring, she's always thinking of others

Like last night in bed, for example

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Do you know what I miss about my childhood?

Not caring about spelling and chocolate m**...

a caring mother makes her son loafs of bread shaped like batman, to make his sandwiches fun every time. guess what happens when it's in the oven?

the dark knight rises.

What's the difference been a hardworking, caring, mother of 4, and a t**...?

You can negotiate with a t**...

No matter how generous and caring your children are...

German children are kinder.

How NOT to cheer up your overweight girlfriend

My girlfriend was sad one day, and exclaimed "I look like a huge whale".
Being the compassionate caring man that I am, I said "no you don't, you're more like a medium-sized seal".
To my surprise she was not amused, or comforted.

Robert, caring child

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

A microbiologist quit caring about his own health. He started gaining a lot of weight.

He's a biologist now.

We learned about oxymorons.

It was very fun, there were many examples.
freezer burn, original copy, exact estimate, truthful politician, caring insurance, Microsoft Works, and more!

What do you call a very caring father?

Daddycated.

Does anyone know of a kind of relationship where you and the other person have a caring and mutual bond -- but you're not romantically attached to them, and you're not their family?

Asking for a friend.

3 Men go to heaven...

God: What would you like everyone to say at your f**... Billy?
Billy: That "I was a great father and caring husband of a beautiful wife."
God: ok, what about you George?
George: That "I was a great doctor and have saved many lives."
God: Alright, what about you Timmy?
Timmy: I want them to say: "Hey look! He's MOVING!"

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family...

... in another city!

Tarzan comes home after a hard day and asks Jane to mix him a martini

He's hardly sat down before he's finished it and he asks Jane to mix him another, and being a caring, nurturing mate she does so. Again Tarzan makes it disappear and asks (nicely enough, to be fair) for still another one.
At this, Jane arches a delicate eyebrow and says "Three martinis? Before dinner?"
"Jane, you don't understand," sighs Tarzan. "It's a jungle out there!"

I have to stand directly in front of my ninety-four year old grandfather and repeat myself many, many times to get his attention. And he isn't even deaf.

He's just a trifle hard of caring.

What every man needs

Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, s**... wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it's sad that law allows only one wife.

The universe's greatest villain acquired his sixth Infinity Stone, and in the snap of a finger...

...half the NFL's fans stopped caring.

I finally stopped caring what other people think.

I hope everyone's okay with that.

Has anyone seen my selfless, caring, and loyal girlfriend?

She disappeared after I gave her my parent's inheritance. I think she's been kidnapped.

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

Caring joke, What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

jokes about caring

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The impact of these caring jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.