The Best 21 Caring Child Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Caring Child jokes. There are some caring child compassion jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these caring child sick child puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Caring Child Jokes and Puns

10 september 2001

The child of Bin Laden comes home grumpy. His dad asks him "what happened?". "Today I got an F in geography class". "And what did she ask you?". "What's the tallest building from New York and I said Empire State Building". "Eh, don't cry over it, I'll take care of that for you."

A child was born without a body...

The doctor said there was nothing they could do, but the parents cared for their child anyways.
Several years later, the parents were approached by the same doctor, saying, "I've got some good news. We now have the capability to give your child a body, would you like that?" Of course the parents were overjoyed and immediately agreed.
Another few years went by, and the parents enjoyed being able to hold their child at least, but they wanted their child to have the best life possible, so of course they accepted when the doctor offered to give their child arms.
They loved being able to play with their baby, but were sad that they couldn't teach him to walk. They prayed for the day that the doctor would come just one last time, and it finally came. The doctor asked if they would like to try a new procedure to give their child legs, and they joyfully accepted.
They enjoyed all their time running and playing with their newly whole child, until one day the child was playing in the yard and ran right in front of a cement truck and died.
I guess you could say that the moral of this story is, "stop while you're a head".

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Caring Child joke, What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

A police officer was called to a child care center.

It seems that a three year old child was resisting a rest.

Ever have one of those days where you're wiping away and the poo is all wet and slimy so your finger breaks through the toilet roll and your finger just slips inside, like two knuckles deep? I just had a day like that.

Anyway, I'm not allowed to volunteer at *that* child care centre anymore.


Why don't Chinese people care about mass surveillance?

Because after the 1 child policy, nobody remembers what a big brother is, anyway.

Robert, caring child

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

Caring Child joke, Robert, caring child

Russian, Ukrainian and Ethiopian babies got mixed up at birth.

The doctors invited their fathers so they could try to figure out which baby belongs to whom. Ukrainian father without any hesitation just takes an Ethiopian child and is about to leave the room.

"You idiot! Can't you see, this is obviously not your child!" - shouts Russian father

"Who cares, at least it's most certainly not a Moskal'"

A child asked his father: "Dad, What is a man?"

A child asked his father: "Dad, What is a man?"

Dad: "A man is someone who loves you unconditionally , cares about you and protects you!"

Child: "Oh okay! When i grow up, I want to be a man just like mom!"

Problem Child

Psychiatrist to the mother of a problem child:
"You are far too upset and worried about your son. I'm going to prescribe some tranquilizers for you. I suggest you take them regularly."
On the next visit: "So, have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"
"Yes, they have."
"And how is your son now?"
"Who cares?!?"

Johnny's girlfriend was in labor

Johnny's girlfriend was in labor with their first child. She was shouting out, Get this out of me? Give me the drugs.

She looked at him and said, You did this to me you *******!

He casually replied, If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your *** but you said, 'it'll be too painful!'.

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Why is 18 year old Scotch better than a 18 year old girl?

An 18 y.o. Scotch is less expensive, and you don't have to remember it's birthday. An 18 y.o.Scotch does not care if you try another Scotch. An 18 y.o. Scotch is mature, well mannered and good alone or shared. An 18 y.o. Scotch won't make you look like a child molester. And most impotantly, a 18 y.o. Scotch doesn't try to talk to you.

"Do you have any experience with child care?"

"Yes - I just quit my job at the White House."

Man like Mum !!

A child asked his father: "What is a man?"

The father replies, "A person who takes responsibility for his family and his house and takes care of them."

Then the child said, "I hope I will be a man like Mum one day" !!!

Question about baby expert Dr. Spock

Given that Dr. Benjamin Spock was one of the leading experts in pregnancy and early childhood, having written a famous book (BABY & CHILD CARE) for expecting & new mothers on taking care of their babies...

Would it be correct to call Dr. Spock a Mother-FAQer?

I don't care if my child is a boy or a girl..

As long as it's a boy.

Caring Child joke, I don't care if my child is a boy or a girl..

Whats The Diffrence Between A Fridge And A Child

The fridge Doesnt Care If You Stick You're Meat In It

What do you call a child care professional who works for the president of Russia?

Putinani

Chivalry

I want to name my child Chivalry. Because I am not good and taking care of children. So no one will be suprised when I say Chivalry is dead.


When you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

Two women were caught running a child care center fight club. This is not a laughing matter.

Because they forgot the one rule. You don't talk about fight club

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