Caribbean Jokes
89 caribbean jokes and hilarious caribbean puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about caribbean that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out this hilarious collection of Caribbean jokes! From silly laffs about Caribbean food and Christmas to jokes about Royal Caribbean, the Bahamas, Trinidad, and Belize, you'll be sure to laugh out loud!
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Funniest Caribbean Short Jokes
Short caribbean jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The caribbean humour may include short pirates of the caribbean jokes also.
- In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $3.50. In the Bahamas, a slice of pie costs $5.50. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
- My mom told me that Jesus died when his royal Caribbean ship sank, but my priest said he actually died on the cross. So...was that cruise a fiction?
- My friend couldn't see the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie because of an eye injury... his Depp perception isn't too good now
- I got in line behind an old classmate of mine while vacationing at Disney World... I said "Wow, it's a small world!"
She said, "actually this is Pirates of the Caribbean." - [OC] My friends and I are starting a disco group. We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador. We call ourselves... The Pillage People.
- I used to have a beautiful house and a lovely car, until my friend introduced me to drugs.... Now, I have a Caribbean Island and a cruise ship.
- Did you know that Cherry Pie is $15 in Barbados but only $10 in Antigua? Arrr. Those be the Pie rates of the Caribbean today.
- Groaner Man: My wife and I went to the Caribbean.
Random guy: Jamaica?
Man: No she did it out of her own free will. - Pirates of the Caribbean joke A pie in Jamaica is usually 3 dollars. While a pie in the Bahamas is usually 4 dollars.
I know because I have always been a fan of the pie rates of the Caribbean. - The Caribbean is under attack from invasive plant life and other weeds The situation is dire, specifically the cuban Thistle Crisis
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Caribbean One Liners
Which caribbean one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with caribbean? I can suggest the ones about holiday and vessel.
- If my friends and I torrent in Jamaica Does that make us Pirates of the Caribbean?
- My father is from the Caribbean, and was born with 3 legs. He's my Trinidad.
- What do you call glass cookware from Jamaica? Pyrex of the Caribbean
- What does Captain Jack Sparrow do when he has back pain? Pilates of the Caribbean.
- What Do You Call A Mexican From The Caribbean? A Carabiner
- The world is literally ending. Well, at least for the Caribbean tourism business.
- What's the most dangerous Caribbean food? Ricin peas.
- A jumbo jet ditches into the caribbean It was plane sailing from then on
- If I hack a movie in Guadeloupe... Am i a pirate of the caribbeans ?
- What did the sailor say about Pirates of the Caribbean It's see-worthy
- What is an aardvark called in the Caribbean? An Antigua.
- What do you call a balance posture exercise in a warmer climate? Pilates of the Caribbean
- What do you call people who download movies in Jamaica? Pirates of the Caribbean.
- Why did the couple go to the Caribbean before their divorce? It was their last resort.
- Which Caribbean island hovers around and cleans up all the other ones? Arumba.
Pirates Caribbean Jokes
Here is a list of funny pirates caribbean jokes and even better pirates caribbean puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's a baby boomers favorite Pirates of the Caribbean quote? Take what you can, give nothing back!
- What does Pirates of the Caribbean have in common with corn? They're both about a buccaneer.
- If a tour group in the Bahamas downloads some bit torrent movies while there does that make them Pirates of the Caribbean?
- I once watched a marathon of all the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. By the end of it, I was stuck in a Johnny Deppression.
- When the female lead of Pirates of the Caribbean visits Japan... Do you think she has a Kirin nightly?
- What's a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Blackbeard you've been selected as the pirate of the year and have won a two week Caribbean cruise!
- A skeleton walks into a bar He walks up to the bartender and orders a beer and a mop.
(Credit goes to the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie but just wanted to share) - I illegally downloaded a movie in the Bahamas I guess I'm a Pirate of the Caribbean
- No Jack in the new Pirates Of the Caribbean... ...just like the iPhone 7.
Caribbean Island Jokes
Here is a list of funny caribbean island jokes and even better caribbean island puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- my friend and i were talking about a recent holiday i'd been on me: i took my girlfriend to a caribbean island last month
friend: jamaica?
me: no, she volunteered - A group of people gather in the Caribbean just so they can discuss current events... It's like they're on a Topical Island
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Caribbean Jokes
What funny jokes about caribbean you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pie jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make caribbean pranks.
The Bride of Frankenstein
Dr. Frankenstein: I took the Bride Of Frankenstein to the Caribbean last month.
Igor: Jamaica?
Dr. Frankenstein: Yes.
How Do You Start a Flood?
An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean.
The attorney said, I'm here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.
"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything.
The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?
Two lovers get romantic on the night of their wedding.
The newly wed lady blushes and asks, "Honey, where will you take us for our honeymoon?"
"I will take you to the farthest islands of the Caribbean!"
"Really? And what would you do on our 25th anniversary?", asks the wife, now blushing even more.
"I will bring you back."
Three men find themselves at a beach-side resort in the Caribbean...
... and they soon begin to discuss their lives and how they came to be there.
The first man says, "I use to run a successful business in the Mid West. One day unfortunately there was a huge fire and my entire warehouse burned to the ground. I collected the insurance on it and decided to move here."
The other two nod, slightly sympathetically.
The second man says, "Similar story here. I used to run a jewellery store back in LA, but unfortunately one night there was a massive break in. I collected the insurance that I had on the jewellery and moved down here to settle."
They look at the third guy. He says, "I used to run a small fishing business on the East Coast. Last year unfortunately the entire thing was ruined by a hurricane. I collected my insurance and moved here."
The first two guys look at each other for a minute. Finally, one says, "How do you start a hurricane?"
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TIL Supreme Court judge kidnapped by cannibals in the Caribbean!
Justice was served.
Told my friends I was taking my wife to the Caribbean for our honeymoon
One of them said "Jamaica?"
I said "No, she wanted to go"
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One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current...
The other dolphin said, "Hey, you did that on porpoise!"
I'm opening a caribbean themed restaurant
The name? Jamaican Me Hungry
BREAKING NEWS: A Red Cruise ship and a Blue Naval Vessel have collided in the Caribbean...
...and the survivors are marooned.
Man enters pub
Sees his friend and mentions to him, missus's away in the Caribbean
Friend asks; Jamaica?
Man replies; no, she went of her own accord
Pie rates of the Caribbean joke
In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.
In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.
In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.
Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean
Why would someone make an open-world, action-adventure game dealing with the Caribbean drug trade?
Just 'cause.
Have you heard about how much meat pastries cost in Antigua, Barbados, Colombia, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Honduras, Jamaica, Aruba, Trinidad and Tobago, The Bahamas, Turks and Caicos Islands?
You should have done, they are the pie rates of the Caribbean
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Did you know that in Trinidad and Tobago is costs £2.50 for a pie and in Jamaica it costs £3?
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Observation: hurricanes lately have hit places that fit their names (Maria/Jose - Spanish speaking Caribbean. Irma - retiree Florida. Harvey - Texas)
Conclusion: name all hurricanes "Santa Claus"
What do you call a group of Caribbean churches?
A conglomeration of Haitian congregations.
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A new Pirates of the Caribbean movie is like old people n**... at the public swimming pool.
You don't want to see it but you still end up seeing it anyway.
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On a cold night I walked into a bar in the Caribbean...
..I saw that the bar was filled with gloomy shivering sailors and one happy pirate. I went to order a jug or r**... and told the pirate that I could make him lose his smile and make all the others happy.
He replied that it's never going to happen.
So I took his wooden leg and threw it to the fireplace.
All the sailors were delighted and the pirate was hopping mad.
Two married ladies go for a girly holiday to the Carribbean
They meet a handsome muscular black man on the first day.
They have a wild week of threesomes and parties, and on the last day the ladies say we never asked you your name.
He replies "my name is snow"
The ladies immediately burst out laughing.
The man looking rather upset asks why they are laughing.
And the ladies say "I don't think our husbands will believe that we got 10 inches of snow in the Caribbean.
A slice of coconut cream pie is $2.50 in Barbados. It is $2.75 in Trinidad & Tobago. $3.25 on St. Thomas
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
If anyone is shopping for Christmas presents for me...
I wear a size 7 day Caribbean cruise.
In New Orleans, an apple pie is $5.94, while in San Juan, it's $3.99.
These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean
I say, my wife's gone to the Caribbean!
*The Caribbean you say?*
Yes, that's right, the Caribbean.
*Jamaica?*
No - she went of her own free will!
BADUM - TSSSHHH!
I was baking the other day and as I was baking, my Caribbean friend came into my kitchen with a slice of cake and asked, "Jamaican cake?" so I replied,
"No, I'm making a pie."
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Do you know why pies are so expensive in the Bahamas?
or are you ignorant of the pie rates of the Caribbean?
Did you hear about the guy who thought he found Blackbeards treasure hoard?
He was really disappointed when he found out it was all fools good.
Turned out, he discovered the pyrites of the Caribbean!
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We got these little ceramic b**... you put on a pie crust to keep it from bubbling up in Jamaica …
They were pie weights of the Caribbean.
Did you hear about the beakers that sailed the seven seas?
They were the Pyrex of the Caribbean
A man had pen-pals all across the Caribbean.
He had one friend in in Cuba and many all across Jamaica. One day the Cuban is traveling abroad near the man's home and asks if he can stop by for dinner while he's there. The man thinks this is a fantastic idea and starts cooking when his roommate walks in.
"Hey, what's up?"
"One of my pen-pals is in the area and we're having him over for dinner."
"Sounds good. Whatcha makin'?"
"No, it's the guy from Cuba."
