The Best 45 Caribbean Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Caribbean jokes. There are some caribbean tobago jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these caribbean pirates of the caribbean puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Caribbean Jokes and Puns
In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $3.50. In the Bahamas, a slice of pie costs $5.50.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
My mom told me Jesus died on a Royal Caribbean ship. But my priest insists he died on the cross.
Was that cruise a fiction?
How Do You Start a Flood?
An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean.
The attorney said, I'm here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.
"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything.
The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?
What do you call glass cookware from Jamaica?
Pyrex of the Caribbean
Three men find themselves at a beach-side resort in the Caribbean...
... and they soon begin to discuss their lives and how they came to be there.
The first man says, "I use to run a successful business in the Mid West. One day unfortunately there was a huge fire and my entire warehouse burned to the ground. I collected the insurance on it and decided to move here."
The other two nod, slightly sympathetically.
The second man says, "Similar story here. I used to run a jewellery store back in LA, but unfortunately one night there was a massive break in. I collected the insurance that I had on the jewellery and moved down here to settle."
They look at the third guy. He says, "I used to run a small fishing business on the East Coast. Last year unfortunately the entire thing was ruined by a hurricane. I collected my insurance and moved here."
The first two guys look at each other for a minute. Finally, one says, "How do you start a hurricane?"
TIL Supreme Court judge kidnapped by cannibals in the Caribbean!
Justice was served.
What Do You Call A Mexican From The Caribbean?
A Carabiner
If my friends and I torrent in Jamaica
Does that make us Pirates of the Caribbean?
I got in line behind an old classmate of mine while vacationing at Disney World...
I said "Wow, it's a small world!"
She said, "actually this is Pirates of the Caribbean."
What does Captain Jack Sparrow do when he has back pain?
Pilates of the Caribbean.
A cruise ship is sailing in the Caribbean..
The cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man with an eyepatch running around and waving his arms wildly.
Captain, one passenger asks, who is that man over there?
I have no idea, the captain says, but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.
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Pie rates of the Caribbean joke
In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.
In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.
In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.
Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean
Why would someone make an open-world, action-adventure game dealing with the Caribbean drug trade?
Just 'cause.
Have you heard about how much meat pastries cost in Antigua, Barbados, Colombia, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Honduras, Jamaica, Aruba, Trinidad and Tobago, The Bahamas, Turks and Caicos Islands?
You should have done, they are the pie rates of the Caribbean
In Jamaica it costs £3 for a steak pie, in Trinidad it's £2.50
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
The world is literally ending.
Well, at least for the Caribbean tourism business.
My friend couldn't see the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie because of an eye injury...
his Depp perception isn't too good now
What does Pirates of the Caribbean have in common with corn?
They're both about a buccaneer.
A slice of pie costs $3.50 in Barbados,
$3.00 in Saint Lucia, $2.50 in Belize, and $2 in Cuba.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
1 slice of apple pie will cost you $2.45 in Jamaica. A slice of apple pie costs $3.75 in Trinidad and the same slice costs $4.45 in Barbados.
And those are the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean.
[OC] My friends and I are starting a disco group. We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves... The Pillage People.
A new Pirates of the Caribbean movie is like old people nudity at the public swimming pool.
You don't want to see it but you still end up seeing it anyway.
A pie in Barbados costs $3, meanwhile a pie in Haiti costs £5
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
In New Orleans, an apple pie is $5.94, while in San Juan, it's $3.99.
These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean
Did you know it's cheaper to buy pies in warm weather climates?
Cherry pie in Jamaica - $4.25
Blueberry pie in Cuba - $3.50
Those are some of the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
I've always wondered about the price of pies around the world
In the Bahamas they're $9 a pie.
In Jamaica they're $8 a pie.
In Cuba they're $7 a pie.
And those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
A chicken pie in Jamaica costs €2.00 A chicken pie in Trinidad costs €2.15 A chicken pie in St Kitts costs €2.40
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
A slice of apple pie is £2 in Jamaica, a slice of apple pie is £2.40 in the Bahamas and a slice of apple pie is £1.70 in Barbados.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
It's $2.50 for a pie in Jamaica, and $2.00 for a pie in the Bahamas....
The pie rates of the Caribbean.
A slice of pie is $2.50 in the Bahamas.
A slice of pie is $ 3.00 in Jamaica.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
my friend and i were talking about a recent holiday i'd been on
me: i took my girlfriend to a caribbean island last month
friend: jamaica?
me: no, she volunteered
Did you know that Cherry Pie is $15 in Barbados but only $10 in Antigua?
Arrr. Those be the Pie rates of the Caribbean today.
My mom told me that Jesus died when his Royal Caribbean ship sank, but my priest said he actually died on the cross.
So...was that cruise a fiction?
Pirates of the Caribbean joke
A pie in Jamaica is usually 3 dollars. While a pie in the Bahamas is usually 4 dollars.
I know because I have always been a fan of the pie rates of the Caribbean.
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Do you know why pies are so expensive in the Bahamas?
or are you ignorant of the pie rates of the Caribbean?
I was talking to a friend the other day.
I told him that my wife had gone on holiday in the Caribbean.
'Jamaica?', he asked.
'Nah', I said, 'It was her choice'.
An apple pie in Jamaica cost $2 and in Barbados its $1.90
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
My father is from the Caribbean, and was born with 3 legs.
He's my Trinidad.
Price of pies
Pies in the Bahamas cost $3.25
Pies in Aruba cost $2.25
Pies in the Cayman Islands
cost $6.00
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
I used to have a beautiful house and a lovely car, until my friend introduced me to drugs....
Now, I have a Caribbean Island and a cruise ship.
Did you hear about the guy who thought he found Blackbeards treasure hoard?
He was really disappointed when he found out it was all fools good.
Turned out, he discovered the pyrites of the Caribbean!
We got these little ceramic balls you put on a pie crust to keep it from bubbling up in Jamaica …
They were pie weights of the Caribbean.
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