Following is our collection of funny Caribbean Island jokes. There are some caribbean island jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these caribbean island puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
The cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man with an eyepatch running around and waving his arms wildly.
Captain, one passenger asks, who is that man over there?
I have no idea, the captain says, but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.
Pies in the Bahamas cost $3.25
Pies in Aruba cost $2.25
Pies in the Cayman Islands
cost $6.00
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Now, I have a Caribbean Island and a cruise ship.
me: i took my girlfriend to a caribbean island last month
friend: jamaica?
me: no, she volunteered
You should have done, they are the pie rates of the Caribbean
The newly wed lady blushes and asks, "Honey, where will you take us for our honeymoon?"
"I will take you to the farthest islands of the Caribbean!"
"Really? And what would you do on our 25th anniversary?", asks the wife, now blushing even more.
"I will bring you back."
It's like they're on a Topical Island
Arumba.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the caribbean island jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working caribbean island piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.