The Best 16 Cargo Ship Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cargo Ship jokes. There are some cargo ship jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cargo ship puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cargo Ship Jokes and Puns

A cargo ship sank in the ocean. The cargo, Idaho potatoes and rubber penises, floated in the vicinity.

The Coast Guard had received a distress call, but a chopper arrived to find no ship in the water. Seeing the cargo strewn about on the water, they decided to send a diver down to look for the ship.

"I already know what kind of ship to look for," the diver told the chopper pilot.

"How could you possibly know what kind of ship it was?" replied the pilot.

"It was a dictatorship."

In order for The Mandalorian's ship to take off he had to ensure his crew and cargo wasn't too heavy.

This is the weigh.

A Mexican dock worker is loading a ship...

A Mexican dock worker is loading a boat with a shipment of French cuisine, when his boss happens to walk by. The boss asks, "hey, what's that you're loading over there?"

The dock worker replies, "Es cargo."

Did you hear about the ship that crashed on an island with a cargo of red and brown paint?

Apparently the whole crew was marooned.

A cargo ship carrying a shipment of mannequins sunk to the ocean floor

It was one thousand legs under the sea.


A starship engineer trades half their ship's cargo...

For a sub light engine. The captain finds out and is angry:
"Why did you trade valuable cargo for something 1/10th the value?"
The engineer replies: "Sorry captain, it was an impulse buy"

TIL: The Titanic was not just a passenger liner, but also a cargo ship

Among other things, it was carrying a large shipment of mayonnaise bound for Mexico. When Mexico heard that they would not receive it, they understandably upset, and decided to name a day in memorial of it. They called this day Cinco de Mayo.

Did you guys heard about the Chinese Ship with a cargo load of Yo-yos that sunk off the coast of Mexico..

.. all 200 times..

Did you hear about the snail who used to be shipped around the world in wooden crates?

He was ex-cargo.

A ship with a cargo of red paint collided with a ship loaded with brown paint.

Both are now maroon

What do call a snail on a ship?

S-cargo

You can explore cargo ship reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cargo ship dad jokes. There are also cargo ship puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


A cargo ship struck an iceberg, tearing a gash in the side.

It was carrying bagged chips, so it didn't sink until it was unloaded.

Why did the cargo boat shipping produce sink?

Because it was full of leeks.

A man drowned at sea attempting to board a life raft after his cargo ship sank.

He was only used to going through hardships.

I named my cargo ship "Anakin Seawalker."

It's destined to bring ballast to the ports.

Sci Fi Films

I don't understand why in Sci Fi films, whenever there's danger they never send in a Cargo ship. So much for the Element of Supplies.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cargo ship jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cargo ship piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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