Cargo Pants Jokes
8 cargo pants jokes and hilarious cargo pants puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cargo pants that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What type of pants do you need to start a car?
Cargo pants
Why couldn't Bobby start his car?
He wasn't wearing his cargo pants.
The same woman lost her car keys.
Her husband comes out and says, "What's wrong?"
She says, "I lost my keys!"
He takes off his trousers, rolls them into a ball and starts rubbing the ignition switch. Magically the vehicle starts up.
"WOW! How did you do that?"
"Honey, these are my cargo pants."
I hate it when a whole heap of people wearing cargo pants unexpectedly gather around me and get all excited.
It's like "Boo! Khaki party!"
Why did the man with a genetic disease wear cargo pants?
Because he hates his genes.
What kind of pants to race-car drivers wear?
Cargo pants
One man's cargo pants...
...are another man's skinny jeans
A father takes his son on a fishing trip
On their tiny boat, Little Tommy realises that that the floor is covered in a mess of different nets. He looks up to dad and asks, "Dad, why do we need so many kinds of nets?"
Dad smiles gently and looks into his young son's eyes.
"Back in my day, when I went fishing with my own dad we only needed one net! Nowadays, we need one specifically for trout, herring, bass and all the different kinds of fish!"
Little Tommy listens yet is still confused and tugs on his father's cargo pants
"But what changed Daddy?"
Dad pats the top of Little Tommy's head and sighs
"Nets became prejudiced to the type of fish they caught."
"There's no Net Neutrality now."
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