Cargo Door Jokes
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A coffin crashes into the storefront of pharmacy
2 men were loading up a hearse with a coffin on a steep incline, after they loaded the cargo, they both get into the vehicle..As they start to pull away, the back door swings wide open and the coffin crashes to the ground and starts sliding down the incline, across the intersection, into the store front of a pharmacy and keeps going...The driver races after it and chases it into the pharmacy..The pharmacist in the back says "Can I help you?" and the driver says "Yeah..do you have anything to stop this coffin?"
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Texan, and a Mexican are on a plane.
The pilot says, We don't have enough fuel to make it, we will need to push out all of our cargo
The people all push out every last seat and bag that they have, and the pilot regretfully tells them that it is not enough. He says, 3 of you 4 will have to jump out of this plane,
The Englishman says, My country is very noble, thus I shall take my life for you. Long live the queen!
And he jumps.
The Frenchman, not to be outdone by the Englishman yells, Viva la France!
And he jumps.
Finally the Texan goes to the door and yells, Remember the Alamo!
And he throws out the Mexican.
Monkey business
There's a guy hitchiking along the highway, when along comes an 18-wheeler. It pulls up, and comes to a grinding halt. The hitcher runs to the truck, reaches up, opens the door and jumps in. Inside the truck is the driver, and beside him is his pet monkey.
"Great lookin' monkey, mate," said the hitcher.
"Yeah, he's great company, and he looks after you as well. Take a look at this."
Without further ado, the truckie winds up, and punches the monkey in the guts with all his might. The monkey dutifully bends down, unzips the truckie's fly, goes down and gets to work on the truckie at a vigorous pace. Once the captain of the Kenworth has unloaded his cargo all over the cabin, the monkey wipes him off, zips up his master's fly and sits back down in his seat in the cabin.
"That's GREAT!!!" says the by now quite interested hitchiker. "Can I have a go??"
The truckie looks across and replies, "Yeah sure, why not?"
"There's only one thing though" says the hitcher.
"What?"
"There's no need to s**... me in the guts so hard."
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