Carey Jokes
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Funniest Carey Short Jokes
Short carey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The carey humour may include short mariah carey jokes also.
- What do me and Mariah Carey have in common? Neither of us know the words to any of her songs
- Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it's fine.
- What did Jim Carey say when his typewriter broke? I'll writey then!
My girlfriend just came up with that on a juice run to the kitchen :\] - What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew? A hit broadway show.
(heard Drew Carey make this joke in a Whose Line blooper reel) - Nick Cannon one tried gifting Mariah Carey a parcel of land for the holidays but she wasn't happy. She told me, I don't want a lot for Christmas.
- I didn't know Mariah Carey liked trees so much. But apparently all she wants for Christmas is yew.
- Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening... ...Mariah Carey's got your back.
- How does Times Square start the new year? By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
- For Christmas, I asked Mariah Carey if I could get her a big open space to park her cars, but she declined She said I don't want a lot for Christmas
- I took my car to the mechanic because it was making noises He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD and now it's fine
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Carey One Liners
Which carey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with carey? I can suggest the ones about maria and explosive.
- What's the difference between Mariah Carey and Marie Curie? One glitters, the other glows
- I'm tired of making fun of Mariah Carey It's so 2016
- Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs? Not Mariah Carey
- What moved less than Jenny McCarthy's forehead tonight? Mariah Carey's mouth.
- Mariah Carey'a New Year's performance. That's it...
- What do Mariah Carey and bob marley have in common? They can both sing really high
- The final death of 2016.... Mariah Carey's live performance career
- 2016 ends with Mariah Carey dying On the stage.
- Rain drop, drop top.... Mariah Carey's career ended before the ball dropped.
- Operator: "911 what's your emergency?" Person: "Mariah Carey just bombed Times Square."
- Did you see the ball drop in New York? Mariah Carey did it!
- I call my kettle Jim Carey, because it brews-all-my-tea.
- When 2016 has to kill one more thing Mariah Carey's career
- Helen Keller was blind and deaf. She would still lip sync better than Mariah Carey.
- Which pop singer is a favorite among ISIS fighters? Sharia Carey
Mariah Carey Jokes
Here is a list of funny mariah carey jokes and even better mariah carey puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you hear that Mariah Carey's producers asked when the ball would be dropped last night? Because it seemed to happen around 11:41
- I thought the big NYC ball was mechanically operated but I guess not. I heard Mariah Carey dropped it last night during her performance.
- I wonder if Christmas is Mariah Carey's favorite holiday... Because it revives her career.
- Everyone was worried about terrorists on New Years Eve... Nobody ever anticipated that Mariah Carey would be the one to bomb.
- Mariah Carey staffers wanted to know at what time the ball dropped They didn't expect the answer to be "on stage".
- My 2017 resolution is to find a new job Turns out being Mariah Carey's sound guy wasn't a good fit
- "Worst performance" "We had the worst performance of 2016" ~ urban myer (Ohio State's head coach)
"Hold my drink....."~ Mariah Carey - I guess ISIS didn't need to make an appearance in Times Square.... Especially since Mariah Carey already bombed
- Any Schumer is to comedy as Mariah Carey is to Comedy.
- What Do Mariah Carey and my ex have in common? They both fake the high notes.
Cheerful Carey Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about carey you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vocal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make carey pranks.
this one comes from the end of a drew carey special back in the 90's: there's an old man & an old woman in a nursing home...
old man says, 'bet you can't guess how old i am!'
she says, 'yeah? unzip your fly!' he does; she reaches in a feels around for a bit, then says: 'you're 83!'
he says, 'that's amazing! how'd you know that?'
she says, 'you told me yesterday.'
I don't see why Mariah Carey is getting so much a**....
Every year at Times Square someone drops the ball.
t**... attack in New York
Thousands of people scream as Mariah Carey bombs Time Square
2016 ends with Maria Carey performance bomb...
Thanks ABC for ending the year with more proof that stars do fade....and still milk it.
