The Best 31 Carey Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carey jokes. There are some carey hathaway jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Carey Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between Mariah Carey and Marie Curie?

One glitters, the other glows

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise.

He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it's fine.

Carey joke, Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise.

What did Jim Carey say when his typewriter broke?

I'll writey then!


My girlfriend just came up with that on a juice run to the kitchen :\]

I'm tired of making fun of Mariah Carey

It's so 2016


Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew?

A hit Broadway show.

(heard Drew Carey make this joke in a Whose Line blooper reel)

Carey joke, What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew?

What do Mariah Carey and Bob Marley have in common?

They can both sing really high

I didn't know Mariah Carey liked trees so much.

But apparently all she wants for Christmas is yew.

2016 ends with Mariah Carey dying

On the stage.

this one comes from the end of a drew carey special back in the 90's: there's an old man & an old woman in a nursing home...

old man says, 'bet you can't guess how old i am!'

she says, 'yeah? unzip your fly!' he does; she reaches in a feels around for a bit, then says: 'you're 83!'

he says, 'that's amazing! how'd you know that?'

she says, 'you told me yesterday.'

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For Christmas, I asked Mariah Carey if I could get her a big open space to park her cars, but she declined

She said I don't want a lot for Christmas

I took my car to the mechanic because it was making noises

He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD and now it's fine

I don't see why Mariah Carey is getting so much abuse.

Every year at Times Square someone drops the ball.

Operator: "911 what's your emergency?"

Person: "Mariah Carey just bombed Times Square."

Did you see the ball drop in New York?

Mariah Carey did it!

Carey joke, Did you see the ball drop in New York?

I call my kettle Jim Carey,

because it brews-all-my-tea.

I thought the big NYC ball was mechanically operated but I guess not.

I heard Mariah Carey dropped it last night during her performance.

Terror attack in New York

Thousands of people scream as Mariah Carey bombs Time Square


Helen Keller was blind and deaf.

She would still lip sync better than Mariah Carey.

Which pop singer is a favorite among ISIS fighters?

Sharia Carey

2016 ends with Maria Carey performance bomb...

Thanks ABC for ending the year with more proof that stars do fade....and still milk it.

Everyone was worried about terrorists on New Years Eve...

Nobody ever anticipated that Mariah Carey would be the one to bomb.

Mariah Carey staffers wanted to know at what time the ball dropped

They didn't expect the answer to be "on stage".

"Worst performance"

"We had the worst performance of 2016" ~ urban myer (Ohio State's head coach)

"Hold my drink....."~ Mariah Carey

I guess ISIS didn't need to make an appearance in Times Square....

Especially since Mariah Carey already bombed

Any Schumer is to comedy as Mariah Carey is to

Comedy.

Did you know which actress had to get a second abortion for the same pregnancy?

Miss Carey Mulligan

Why did Mariah Carey sucked at new years eve performance?

Because she wanted to drop the ball

What Do Mariah Carey and my ex have in common?

They both fake the high notes.

Why did Mariah Carey storm across the street?

...because the song skipped.

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