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One glitters, the other glows
Neither of us know the words to any of her songs
He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it's fine.
I'll writey then!
My girlfriend just came up with that on a juice run to the kitchen :\]
It's so 2016
Not Mariah Carey
A hit Broadway show.
(heard Drew Carey make this joke in a Whose Line blooper reel)
They can both sing really high
But apparently all she wants for Christmas is yew.
On the stage.
old man says, 'bet you can't guess how old i am!'
she says, 'yeah? unzip your fly!' he does; she reaches in a feels around for a bit, then says: 'you're 83!'
he says, 'that's amazing! how'd you know that?'
she says, 'you told me yesterday.'
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She said I don't want a lot for Christmas
He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD and now it's fine
Every year at Times Square someone drops the ball.
Person: "Mariah Carey just bombed Times Square."
Mariah Carey did it!
because it brews-all-my-tea.
I heard Mariah Carey dropped it last night during her performance.
Thousands of people scream as Mariah Carey bombs Time Square
She would still lip sync better than Mariah Carey.
Sharia Carey
Thanks ABC for ending the year with more proof that stars do fade....and still milk it.
Nobody ever anticipated that Mariah Carey would be the one to bomb.
They didn't expect the answer to be "on stage".
"We had the worst performance of 2016" ~ urban myer (Ohio State's head coach)
"Hold my drink....."~ Mariah Carey
Especially since Mariah Carey already bombed
Comedy.
Miss Carey Mulligan
Because she wanted to drop the ball
They both fake the high notes.
...because the song skipped.
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