The Best 9 Cardinals Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Cardinals jokes. There are some cardinals seahawks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cardinals arizona cardinal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Cardinals Jokes and Puns
My Uncle said this now that there are two popes
Two popes walk into a bar with Yankee caps on.
The bartender says, "Didn't you guys use to be Cardinals?"
The new Pope got Bird flu...
...I heard he caught it from one of his Cardinals.
What is the Pope's favorite NFL team?
The cardinals
A rabbi and a Catholic priest seat together in a bus and start talking about ranks in the Catholic church...
- "So after becoming bishop and maybe archbishop, they can be appointed as cardinals?", asked the Rabbi.
- "That's right.", replied the priest.
- "And only cardinals can become pope?", continued the Rabbi.
- "Not necessarily, but usually yes.", said the priest.
- "And what's next? Can someone become God?", inquired the rabbi.
- "No! Never!"
- "Well, one of ours did."
The Pope and one of the Cardinals were sitting around doing crossword puzzles.
The Pope says, "Can you think of a four-letter word meaning 'woman' that ends with the letters, U-N-T?"
The Cardinal thinks for a moment. "Why yes, father. That would be 'AUNT'"
The Pope laughs, "YES! Of course! ...ha ha ha..." (pause) "Got an eraser?"
The papal elections came down to two contenders:
Cardinal Koch and Cardinal Sea. The votes were tallied and Cardinal Koch won by 1 vote. However, moments later, Koch suffered a massive heart attack.
The Dean came out of the room where they took Koch. He looked at the assembled cardinals. They asked, Will we have Pope Koch? . The Dean shook his head and said, Koch is gone, is Pope Sea ok?
The Pope, four cardinals, and 17 bishops walk into a Church.
A parishioner sees this ensemble and says, Oh Christ, He's coming!
What happens if the Pope proclaims that God is dead?
The cardinals proclaim the same of the Pope.
The Arizona Cardinals are like a tampon
They don't have a second string and they only last for one period.
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