Cardigan Jokes
10 cardigan jokes and hilarious cardigan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cardigan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Why can't fashion designers play uno?
Because they always draw a cardigan.
I tried to pay for a sweater on credit…
It didn't go through and the cashier said try the cardigan
Cop: Pull over!
No its a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
A father and son walk into a gas station...
After grabbing a few snacks they walk up to the register to pay for everything.
The cashier says "sorry sir, but you have to swipe your card again."
Son: "dad, don't."
Father: *sweats profusely*
Cashier: "sir?"
Father: "but I'm not wearing a cardigan!"
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The street magician
A street magician pulls out a deck of cards and asks a bystander to pick a card and memorize it. The magician then draws a card facing away so he can't see it and has his participant memorize that too. He shuffles the deck, cuts it, and pulls the card on top and asks "Is this your card?" The amazed participant replies "yes!" So the magician pulls the card on the bottom and asks "is this my card?" To which a now confused participant says "No, that's just a picture of... My coat?" The magician responds
"Oh s**... I did it wrong. That's your cardigan"
What did the magician say when his girlfriend was taking too long shopping for sweaters?
"Pick a cardigan. ANY CARDIGAN."
What do you call a cardigan you can wear every day of the week?
A cardiganandagainandagain^andagain^andagain^andagain^andagain
My daughter just came in from the shops..
She bought two cardigans - both same design but one black and one white. I said "So that's Cardi A and the other one's..." I got a big groan.
What's an automobiles favorite article of clothing?
A CARdigan
If I buy a cardigan, and then I buy another cardigan
Am I buying a cardiganagain?
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