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When all of a sudden he peels over with a massive throbbing pain in his heart. He grabs his chest and screams in pain. A man sees this and runs to his aid.
"Sir, listen to me, you are going into cardiac arrest." the helpful citizen says.
"But I didn't even do nothing!"
The police placed her under cardiac arrest!
They had to make a cardiac arrest.
if a cardiologist robs a bank, and the police catch him, you are technically allowed to call it cardiac arrest
Would it be a cardiac arrest?
I blame the Heartbreakers
Cardiac arrest
A cardiac one.
"Arrrrrhh me hearty!"
yeah... he ended up getting cardiac arrested.
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Cardiac arrest.
He had a cardiac arrest
Reporters said it was cardiac arrest.
He was shocked when he survived
They get cardiac arrested
And why do they arrest so many people?
They get cardiac arrested.
Cardiac arrest.
She asked for me to call her an ambulance.
I did, but I think she should've asked for help instead.
You go into cardiac arrest.
And charged with resisting cardiac arrest.
What did one human heart say to the other? I got a heart on
What did one Jamaican heart say to the other? That's a nice beat mon
What is the human hearts favorite kind of shirt? A wife beater
What did the coach say at Heart University? Come on guys let's get pumped
What did the police officer say to the human heart? You're under cardiac arrest
What did the heart say after he was assaulted? Man I sure took a beating
Xavier was getting ready to go to a party and said goodbye to his dad.
His dad said: Remember to be the center of attention at the party son, by faking a cardiac arrest.
Because servants are statistically far less likely to suffer from cardiac arrest.
After being cleared of all charges, he was cardiac free to go.
After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead.
The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didn't make it.
"Didn't make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!" the former blonde asked.
Cardiac arrest
Your heart says: "You have the right to remain silent."
#ARRR, ME HEART!
Is there any thing that can be done to avoid the fatality rate associated with cardiac arrest? I'm just wondering if anyone can shed some light on the dark side of this problem.
I guess you could say it was a cardiac arrest for battery.
Cardiac arrest.
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