I don't remember the rest.
A cardiologist's car breaks down and he goes to a mechanic to get it fixed. After everything is done, the mechanic asks the cardiologist,
"Here's what I don't understand. I fix engines, and so do you, albeit human ones, so why do you get paid ten times more than I do?"
The cardiologist then turns the ignition on and says, "try it with the engine running."
A heart surgeon had died and at his funural the coffin was placed above a heart made of flowers. After everyone had said goodbye the coffin was lowered into the heart, during which someone began laughing really loud. 'What is wrong with you?' the person sitting next to the laughing man asked. 'I just thought of my own funural' he replied. 'What's so funny about that?' Still chuckling the man answered: 'Well, you see, I'm a gynaecologist'.
..and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart then closed, sealing the doctor inside, forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said: "I'm sorry. I was just thinking of my own funeral..I'm a gynecologist."
The proctologist fainted.
A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a
Harley-Davidson when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take
a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc,
want to take a look at this?' The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over
to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc,
look at this engine. I opened its heart, take the valves out, repair any
damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like
new.
So how come I make $39,700 a year and you make $1,700,000 when you and I are
doing basically the same work?'
The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic...
'Try doing it with the engine running'
Maybe they should try some Cardi O first
He said I had acute angina
That's why I'm so fat.
Cardi O
Don't worry, you'll have a change of heart.
She's called Cardi O
Everyone hides their drinks.
Her name is Cardi O
Fitnesse by Cardi O
After Spotify introduced the 'Don't play this artist' option.
Cardi O!
It was a Cardi Yak arrest.
Just goes to show that abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.
He was very well loved in the town, and every other doctor in the area came to his funeral. At the end they lowered him into the ground in a wondrous mahogany casket, shaped like a heart, lined with red velvet. It was a beautiful affair, but marred by a woman in the front row who couldn't stop laughing. After he was in the ground, she apologized, wiping her eyes, "I'm so sorry, it's just, I'm a gynecologist and I was imagining my own funeral."
Everyone had a good laugh, but then the proctologist fainted.
A Stentson
I'm probably not the right person to spam for these types of ransoms.
He asked me how I usually spend my days. I told him that I mostly look at pictures of puppies and kitties and think about volunteering at the local animal shelter. He said that I have a big heart. That made me feel really good about myself. Then he said, "Seriously, your heart is retaining water. You need to cut way back on your sodium intake and quit drinking".
It requires two people
Cardi P.
Cardi O
And he gave me some good advice...
But I didn't take it to heart.
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
Cardi-O
Her street name is Cardi AC
Her name is CardiO
Her name is Cardi O
And lowered it
The Cardinal Bald Eagle
A Cardi B
Said I owe $10,000 and have a year to pay.
I said, ' I've never paid $10,000 in one year for anything.'
He said, 'fair enough, you've got 5 years'.
Boys' pants, half off.
Cardi O.
Really have a heart for their patients.
Because Lisinopril is an ace inhibitor
Okrrrrrrrrrra.
Cardi O
Come in
Strip
Sit on my lap
Tell no one.
I'm a guy and he asked me if I had "an gina". I said, "Excuse me, but it's supposed to me 'a gina'".
The Pope asks "What's the good news?".
The Cardinal says "Jesus Christ has returned to Earth!".
The Pope exclaims "That is wonderful! What could possibly be the bad news?".
The Cardinal replies "He's in Salt Lake City.".
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