The Best 57 Cardboard Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Cardboard jokes. There are some cardboard collector jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Cardboard Jokes and Puns
I saw this cute homeless girl on the street..
..so I asked her if I could take her home. She smiled and said "sure", boy the look on her face when I walked off with her cardboard box...
I saw a homeless man sleeping inside a big cardboard box outside the train station this morning.
Not wanting to disturb him, I crept over and put a Starbucks coffee cup on top of his box.
He immediately woke up and said, "Thank you."
"No problem." I smiled.
He looked at me again and said, "It's empty."
I said, "I know, it's meant to be a chimney."
A cowboy walks into a bar...
...dressed entirely in paper, head to toe. The works. Paper hat, crinkled paper hat-band, grocery bag shirt, newsprint vest, origami guns in cardboard holsters, belts made of those paper links on Christmas trees, butcher's paper pants and chaps, tissue-box boots, and glossy magazine spurs. He nods to the bartender and takes a seat at the poker table. He plays for about half an hour, when the sheriff bursts in and arrests him for rustling.
Don't give the homeless money.
They'll just use it on sharpies and cardboard.
I kept unwrapping my present and it was the lamest gift ever.
A cardboard tube.
Emergency flashers
Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.
I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing on-coming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn't believe it! They're dressed in open trench coats that exposed their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
But to my surprise, cars started slowing down to look at my cardboard cutouts. And, of course, traffic began backing up. Everybody tooted their horns and waved like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.
He got out of his car and walked towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle...
they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.'
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the ConnorPass.
At the ConnorPass , Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis looks like a grand place…'
He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, 'Fook dat.
Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!'
What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?
A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.
:(
I love buying cardboard boxes online.
You always get one more than you pay for.
If two Homeless people are hitting each other with a cardboard boxes...
Is it a pillow fight?
What do you call a cardboard belt?
A waist of paper.
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What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?
Pillow fight!
I met a pretty girl.
Today i asked a pretty young homeless women if i could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.
The look on her face soon changed when i walked off with her cardboard box.
I asked a homeless woman if I could take her home. She shyly said yes....
so I took her cardboard box and left.
I asked a beautiful homeless girl if I could taker her home with me.
She said, "Yes!" With a big smile... But that quickly changed when I walked away with the cardboard box that she lived in.
My cardboard girlfriend fell apart when I came all over her.
I don't think she was cut out for that kind of thing.
What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?
'I'm in light urn.'
How do you reload a cardboard gun?
With paper clips.
I asked for a new gaming console for Christmas, instead I got some torn up cardboard, I asked why
"I thought you asked for an ex-box?"
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitting each other with bits of cardboard?
A pillow fight.
I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday.
I guess I'll never know why he so badly wanted an ex box.
Many people say a diploma is just a piece of paper. I as an educated person beg to differ
It's a piece of cardboard.
Can a cardboard box?
No but a tin can!
I saw two homeless people fighting with cardboard..
Must have been a pillow fight.
I was bullied a lot in school.
Eventually I went on to musical success. Years down the line, I stopped in my hometown to do a show. It turned out the biggest of my bullies was hired to handle my displays.
I watched for a while as he tried to put up some cardboard cutouts of myself. Every time he would set one up, another one fell over.
Now that I'm in charge, he can't stand up two me's.
Why doesn't Mexico have a navy?
Because cardboard doesn't float.
What do you call a two-week celebration of tree houses, couch cushion lean-tos, and cardboard box buildings?
A fortnight.
What do you call two homeless people hitting eachother with cardboard?
A pillow fight.
I've just ordered an empty cardboard box from Chernobyl.
It was the cheapest microwave I could find.
My biggest question about the Nintendo Labo cardboard kit...
Is it wii Usable?
Is it wrong to take two gorgeous, young homeless girls home with you?
After all, it's just a cardboard box.
I don't get all the fuss about Nintendo Labo.
Papa John's has been selling cardboard for over 30 years.
What's it like being a cardboard box?
You're board all the time.
A cardboard belt
is a waist of paper.
- Doctor, we have stabilized the pacient
- Good, what did you do?
- We put a cardboard under the leg of the bed.
- Well done team.
I asked a homeless girl if I could take her home.
She smiled and said yes! But seemed very surprised when I took her cardboard box and walked away.
What do you call the cardboard they throw away at Gamestop?
An ex-box.
What do you call a Transformer in a cardboard box?
Amazon Prime.
I asked a pretty homeless girl if I could take her home and she said yes.
She looked shocked when I walked off with her cardboard box.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
Poor homeless woman
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
I was walking down the street one day...
...and I saw a pretty homeless lady sitting on the ground. I walked up to her and asked if I could take her home. She smiled and said "Yes."
The look on her face quickly changed though, when I walked away with her cardboard box.
A group of youths are smoking outside my house. It's a bit intimidating. Perhaps I'll call the police.
Or just move my cardboard box to somewhere else.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home..
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home.
She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
What do you call someone who is tired of playing a cardgame?
Cardboard
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home.
She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
I remember when McDonald's switched from styrofoam to cardboard and paper.
I'm still wondering when they're going to start using actual meat.
So I was in my room and I saw a group of ten ants just running around frantically. I felt badly for them so I made a small house for them. out of a cardboard box.
This technically makes me their landlord and they are my.....
Tenants
I just got my son a flat peice of cardboard for his birthday
I have no idea why he was so desperate for an ex box.
I asked a pretty, young, homeless girl if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes.
Her expression changed, however when I walked away with her cardboard box.
I saw this pretty homeless lady while I was walking home from work.
So I walked over and asked if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However the look on her faced changed dramatically when I picked up her cardboard box and started walking away it.
What transformer is made out of cardboard and shows up in two days?
Amazon prime
So, I was in my room and I saw a group of 10 ants just running frantically. I felt bad, so I made a small house for them out of a cardboard box. This technically makes me their landlord and they are my...
Tenants
I asked a homeless girl if I could take her home...
The smile on her face vanished when I took away her cardboard box.
Cardboard is a lot like 1-ply toilet paper. It's not really good at absorbing,
But it's really good at moving shit around.
I asked this cute homeless girl if I could take her home with me.
She started crying after I walked off with her cardboard box.
What happens when you put a bunch of cardboard boxes in your house during a full moon?
You make it a warehouse
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