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89 cardboard jokes and hilarious cardboard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cardboard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Need something to brighten your day? Discover the funniest cardboard jokes that are sure to bring a smile! From jokes about cardboard boxes and cutouts, to funny puns about styrofoam and beds made of cardboard, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone.

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Popular Cardboard Short Jokes

Short cardboard jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cardboard humour may include short carton jokes also.

  1. I asked this cute homeless girl if I could take her home with me. She started crying after I walked off with her cardboard box.
  2. I asked a homeless girl if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes! But seemed very surprised when I took her cardboard box and walked away.
  3. I just got my son a flat peice of cardboard for his birthday I have no idea why he was so desperate for an ex box.
  4. I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. I didn't get it, i was raised catholic. Our god tastes like cardboard and we still eat him.
  5. I asked a homeless girl if I could take her home... The smile on her face vanished when I took away her cardboard box.
  6. I asked a pretty, young, homeless girl if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. Her expression changed, however when I walked away with her cardboard box.
  7. I remember when McDonald's switched from styrofoam to cardboard and paper. I'm still wondering when they're going to start using actual meat.
  8. I asked a beautiful homeless girl if I could taker her home with me. She said, "Yes!" With a big smile... But that quickly changed when I walked away with the cardboard box that she lived in.
  9. I've just ordered an empty cardboard box from Chernobyl. It was the cheapest microwave I could find.
  10. If two Homeless people are hitting each other with a cardboard boxes... Is it a pillow fight?

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Cardboard One Liners

Which cardboard one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cardboard? I can suggest the ones about paper plate and milk carton.

  1. What do you call two homeless people hitting eachother with cardboard? A pillow fight.
  2. What do you call a cardboard belt? A waist of paper.
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  3. What do you call a Transformer in a cardboard box? Amazon Prime.
  4. A cardboard belt is a waist of paper.
  5. What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard? Pillow fight!
  6. I love buying cardboard boxes online. You always get one more than you pay for.
  7. Don't give the homeless money. They'll just use it on sharpies and cardboard.
  8. What transformer is made out of cardboard and shows up in two days? Amazon prime
  9. What is cardboard's favorite sport? Boxing
  10. How do you reload a cardboard gun? With paper clips.
  11. What do you call someone who is tired of playing a cardgame? Cardboard
  12. I saw two homeless people fighting with cardboard.. Must have been a pillow fight.
  13. Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
  14. My biggest question about the Nintendo Labo cardboard kit... Is it wii Usable?
  15. Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float.

Cardboard Box Jokes

Here is a list of funny cardboard box jokes and even better cardboard box puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday. I guess I'll never know why he so badly wanted an ex box.
  • I asked a homeless woman if I could take her home. She shyly said yes.... so I took her cardboard box and left.
  • I saw a homeless woman in the rain the other night and offered to take her home with me... You should have seen her face when I ran off with her cardboard box!
  • What happens when you put a bunch of cardboard boxes in your house during a full moon? You make it a warehouse
  • What's the difference between me and a cardboard box? A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.
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  • I asked a pretty homeless girl if I could take her home and she said yes. She looked shocked when I walked off with her cardboard box.
  • I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
  • Is it wrong to take two gorgeous, young homeless girls home with you? After all, it's just a cardboard box.
  • What do you call a two-week celebration of tree houses, couch cushion lean-tos, and cardboard box buildings? A fortnight.
  • A group of youths are smoking outside my house. It's a bit intimidating. Perhaps I'll call the police. Or just move my cardboard box to somewhere else.

Cardboard Bed Jokes

Here is a list of funny cardboard bed jokes and even better cardboard bed puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • - Doctor, we have stabilized the pacient - Good, what did you do?
    - We put a cardboard under the leg of the bed.
    - Well done team.
Cardboard joke, - Doctor, we have stabilized the pacient

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about cardboard can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of cardboard puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Silly & Ridiculous Cardboard Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about cardboard you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean white board jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make cardboard prank.

I saw this cute homeless g**... the street..

..so I asked her if I could take her home. She smiled and said "sure", boy the look on her face when I walked off with her cardboard box...

A cowboy walks into a bar...

...dressed entirely in paper, head to toe. The works. Paper hat, crinkled paper hat-band, grocery bag shirt, newsprint vest, origami guns in cardboard holsters, belts made of those paper links on Christmas trees, butcher's paper pants and chaps, tissue-box boots, and glossy magazine spurs. He nods to the bartender and takes a seat at the poker table. He plays for about half an hour, when the sheriff bursts in and arrests him for rustling.

2 boxes

2 boxes finish a game of poker. One says to the other "hey man you fancy another game?", to which the other one replies "no.. i'm cardboard'

What do homeless people eat for breakfast?

Cardboard-hydrates

Emergency flashers

Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.
I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing on-coming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn't believe it! They're dressed in open trench coats that exposed their n**... bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
But to my surprise, cars started slowing down to look at my cardboard cutouts. And, of course, traffic began backing up. Everybody tooted their horns and waved like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.
He got out of his car and walked towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in d**......

they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to p**..., 'Dat's dem.'
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
p**... and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the ConnorPass.
At the ConnorPass , Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis looks like a grand place…'
He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
p**... watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, p**... shakes his head and says, f**... dat.
Dis budgie jumping is too f**...'n dangerous for me!'

I met a pretty girl.

Today i asked a pretty young homeless women if i could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.
The look on her face soon changed when i walked off with her cardboard box.

My cardboard girlfriend fell apart when I came all over her.

I don't think she was cut out for that kind of thing.

I asked for a new gaming console for Christmas, instead I got some torn up cardboard, I asked why

"I thought you asked for an ex-box?"

What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitting each other with bits of cardboard?

A pillow fight.

Many people say a diploma is just a piece of paper. I as an educated person beg to differ

It's a piece of cardboard.

Can a cardboard box?

No but a tin can!

I was bullied a lot in school.

Eventually I went on to musical success. Years down the line, I stopped in my hometown to do a show. It turned out the biggest of my bullies was hired to handle my displays.
I watched for a while as he tried to put up some cardboard cutouts of myself. Every time he would set one up, another one fell over.
Now that I'm in charge, he can't stand up two me's.

I don't get all the fuss about Nintendo Labo.

Papa John's has been selling cardboard for over 30 years.

What's it like being a cardboard box?

You're board all the time.

What do you call the cardboard they throw away at Gamestop?

An ex-box.

I would say Brie Larson has the personality of a corrugated cardboard box..

But even amazon manages to put a smile on that

Poor homeless woman

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

I was walking down the street one day...

...and I saw a pretty homeless lady sitting on the ground. I walked up to her and asked if I could take her home. She smiled and said "Yes."
The look on her face quickly changed though, when I walked away with her cardboard box.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home..

 I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home.
She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home.

She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

So I was in my room and I saw a group of ten ants just running around frantically. I felt badly for them so I made a small house for them. out of a cardboard box.

This technically makes me their landlord and they are my.....
Tenants

I saw this pretty homeless lady while I was walking home from work.

So I walked over and asked if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However the look on her faced changed dramatically when I picked up her cardboard box and started walking away it.

So, I was in my room and I saw a group of 10 ants just running frantically. I felt bad, so I made a small house for them out of a cardboard box. This technically makes me their landlord and they are my...

Tenants

Cardboard is a lot like 1-ply toilet paper. It's not really good at absorbing,

But it's really good at moving s**... around.

In my room

I was in my room when I saw ten ants running around frantically. I felt bad, so I made a house for them out of a cardboard box.
Technically, this makes me their landlord, which means they are my...

Tenants

Made this one with my son

My son was playing with a cardboard sword one day and then gave me one. He told me, "draw your weapon!"
I asked him, "Okay, with marker or crayon?"
I still remind him of that to this day. It never gets old

Cardboard joke, Made this one with my son

jokes about cardboard

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