Cardboard Jokes
88 cardboard jokes and hilarious cardboard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cardboard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Need something to brighten your day? Discover the funniest cardboard jokes that are sure to bring a smile! From jokes about cardboard boxes and cutouts, to funny puns about styrofoam and beds made of cardboard, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone.
Funniest Cardboard Short Jokes
Short cardboard jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cardboard humour may include short carton jokes also.
- I just got my son a flat peice of cardboard for his birthday I have no idea why he was so desperate for an ex box.
- I remember when McDonald's switched from styrofoam to cardboard and paper. I'm still wondering when they're going to start using actual meat.
- I've just ordered an empty cardboard box from Chernobyl. It was the cheapest microwave I could find.
- I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday. I guess I'll never know why he so badly wanted an ex box.
- I saw a homeless woman in the rain the other night and offered to take her home with me... You should have seen her face when I ran off with her cardboard box!
- What happens when you put a bunch of cardboard boxes in your house during a full moon? You make it a warehouse
- Many people say a diploma is just a piece of paper. I as an educated person beg to differ It's a piece of cardboard.
- I don't get all the fuss about Nintendo Labo. Papa John's has been selling cardboard for over 30 years.
- What's the difference between me and a cardboard box? A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.
:( - - Doctor, we have stabilized the pacient - Good, what did you do?
- We put a cardboard under the leg of the bed.
- Well done team.
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Cardboard One Liners
Which cardboard one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cardboard? I can suggest the ones about paper plate and milk carton.
- What do you call two homeless people hitting eachother with cardboard? A pillow fight.
- What do you call a cardboard belt? A waist of paper.
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^(Cr - What do you call a Transformer in a cardboard box? Amazon Prime.
- I love buying cardboard boxes online. You always get one more than you pay for.
- Don't give the homeless money. They'll just use it on sharpies and cardboard.
- What transformer is made out of cardboard and shows up in two days? Amazon prime
- What is cardboard's favorite sport? Boxing
- How do you reload a cardboard gun? With paper clips.
- What do you call someone who is tired of playing a cardgame? Cardboard
- My biggest question about the Nintendo Labo cardboard kit... Is it wii Usable?
- Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float.
- What do you call the cardboard they throw away at Gamestop? An ex-box.
- What's it like being a cardboard box? You're board all the time.
- What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say? 'I'm in light urn.'
- What do homeless people eat for breakfast? Cardboard-hydrates
Cardboard Box Jokes
Here is a list of funny cardboard box jokes and even better cardboard box puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Is it wrong to take two gorgeous, young homeless girls home with you? After all, it's just a cardboard box.
- What do you call a two-week celebration of tree houses, couch cushion lean-tos, and cardboard box buildings? A fortnight.
- A group of youths are smoking outside my house. It's a bit intimidating. Perhaps I'll call the police. Or just move my cardboard box to somewhere else.
- I asked for a new gaming console for Christmas, instead I got some torn up cardboard, I asked why "I thought you asked for an ex-box?"
- 2 boxes 2 boxes finish a game of poker. One says to the other "hey man you fancy another game?", to which the other one replies "no.. i'm cardboard'
- I would say Brie Larson has the personality of a corrugated cardboard box.. But even amazon manages to put a smile on that
- If you advertise your big new TV by putting the box out in the trash, I'm gonna steal it. My cardboard fort only needs a few more pieces.
- Col Repo was promoted and awarded a new wardrobe with his new position in the military. That's right, somewhere out there is a cardboard box just full to the brim of General Repo's T's.
- As part of the alignment of strategy for cabinet departments, Trump announced to congress his plan for housing vouchers Redeemable for a cardboard box behind Safeway.
- Ordered food from Ethiopia There was only a cardboard box
Silly & Ridiculous Cardboard Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about cardboard you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean white board jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cardboard pranks.
when you get it wet
what kind of box is no more good when its wet?
Cardboard box
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Tiger Wood's wedding day.
On Tiger's wedding day he approaches his wife and asks a favour of her. He says to her 'as long as we are married you cannot look in this cardboard box'. Being her wedding day she agrees to the strange request without hesitation.
5 years later his wife is cleaning the house when she stumbles across the box and curiosity gets the better of her and she peeks inside. She finds 3 crushed beer cans and $1000 in cash.
At dinner that night she asks Tiger about the box. he replies 'well I suppose you deserve to know every time I cheated on you I put a can in the box' she replies 'well considering your s**... addiction I guess I can forgive you for 3 times but why the money?'
'Well' he replied 'every time the box got full I cashed it in'
Guy walks into a taxidermists...
Guy walks into a taxidermists with two cardboard boxes, one under each arm.
"Yes sir, can I help you?" Asks the taxidermist.
"I hope so" replies the guy "It's my two pet monkeys you see... they were out playing in the road yesterday and a car came swerving round the corner, and they weren't looking... and anyway they were both killed and I was wondering if you could take a look and tell me if it would be possible to get them stuffed?"
So the taxidermist looks in the first box, then he looks in the second box, then he turns to the guy and says "Yes sir I think we could do something really nice here. Would you like them mounted?"
"Naa" says the guy "Just holding hands would be fine"
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I had a flat tire the other day...
I had a flat tire on the I-95 yesterday; so, I pulled over, got out of the car and opened my trunk.
I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.
They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it!
Just as I had hoped, cars started slowing down looking at the men which made it much safer for me to work
on the side of the road.
People honked and waved, and it wasn't long before a police car pulled up behind me.
He wanted to know what the heck I was doing, so I calmly explained that I was changing my flat.
He told me he could see that, but demanded to know what the heck the n**... cardboard men were
doing standing at the rear of my car.
I couldn't believe he didn't know!
So I told him .... "Well, I explained to the angry Policeman ....
They're my Emergency Flashers!!!!"
I go to court in August.
A policeman used to hang out in a coffee shop all day....
A policeman used to hang out in a coffee shop all day. Unsurprisingly that coffee shop never got robbed.
The hardware shop down the road had an idea, and constructed a cardboard silhouette of a policeman drinking coffee, and displayed it in front of their counter, thinking it would deter thieves.
The first week went by without incident, but then half-way through the second week, masked men burst in and snatched away the cardboard policeman.
It transpires that he just wasn't cut out for the job.
An organic chemist and an inorganic chemist walk into a room.
There is a table inside and on the table there are two boxes, one in front of the other. Next to the boxes is a sign that says "please take one".
There is nothing that distinguishes the two boxes from each other except for their placement on the table, and the writing on the boxes. They are both plain cardboard boxes with black magic marker on the front. The first box has the suffix "-ic" written on it while the second box has the suffix "-ice" written upon it.
The organic chemist takes the formic, while the inorganic chemist takes the lattice.
All gates for paper aeroplanes now open..
Please can all the cardboard.
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Two guys playing poker. o**... not doing anything. Why? He was cardboard.
Two mental health patients in a room...
A doctor is passing by his patients' rooms when he notices one patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of cardboard with his hand. The doctor steps in and notices another patient hanging by his feet from the ceiling. He asks, "What are you two doing?"
The sitting patient says, "I'm sawing this wood in half. Up there? That's my friend, he's a bit crazy, thinks he's a lightbulb."
"Shouldn't you help him down before he hurts himself?"
The patient stares at him incredulously. "And work in the DARK?"
I kept unwrapping my present and it was the lamest gift ever.
A cardboard tube.
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How do you stop a North Korean tank?
Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.
Christian Kittens
A preacher was taking a walk one day and happened upon a young girl who was playing with something in a cardboard box.
When he got closer he could see that the box held a litter of new-born kittens. "What kind of kittens are those?" asked the preacher.
"They're Christian kittens," replied the little girl.
The preacher walked on, pleased to see that the little girl had Jesus foremost in her thoughts.
A few days later the preacher saw the little girl again. "And how are your little Christian kittens doing today?" he asked.
"Oh, they aren't Christian kittens, they're atheist kittens," replied the girl.
"But... I thought you said they were Christian kittens?" responded the preacher, concerned over the sudden change.
"Oh, they were. But now their eyes are open."
2 Mexican brothers crossed the border and need money
(Slightly Racist - You have been warned)
Jose and Juan, 2 brothers, crossed the border to USA and had no cash. Their plan was to beg on the streets for some money. So the two brothers both got cardboard and made their own signs. Juan says "Lets split up, you go up the street, I do down, we meet here at night."
Jose agrees to the plan and heads up the street with his sign begging for money at a busy intersection. Juan feeling good about his plan goes down the street at another intersection and begs also.
By the end of the day, the 2 brothers meet where they started with all their money. Juan, still feeling good about his plan, shows his younger brother he made $40! While Juan is laughing, his younger brother pulls out $200 from his pockets.
Juan shocked ask his brother, "How did you make so much money?" His brother responded, "Read my sign." Jose's sign reads "Need $20 to go back to Mexico"
(My dad told me this joke when I was 10, I live in LA area)
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Emergency flashers
Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.
I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing on-coming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn't believe it! They're dressed in open trench coats that exposed their n**... bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
But to my surprise, cars started slowing down to look at my cardboard cutouts. And, of course, traffic began backing up. Everybody tooted their horns and waved like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.
He got out of his car and walked towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!
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Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in d**......
they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to p**..., 'Dat's dem.'
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
p**... and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the ConnorPass.
At the ConnorPass , Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis looks like a grand place…'
He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
p**... watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, p**... shakes his head and says, f**... dat.
Dis budgie jumping is too f**...'n dangerous for me!'
I met a pretty girl.
Today i asked a pretty young homeless women if i could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.
The look on her face soon changed when i walked off with her cardboard box.
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What's funky and fits in a cardboard box?
A homeless epileptic.
My cardboard girlfriend fell apart when I came all over her.
I don't think she was cut out for that kind of thing.
I made a friend today...
...out of cardboard and a Sharpie.
Bob forgets his anniversary.
Bob woke up one morning to find his wife waiting for him in the kitchen, looking unusually angry.
"What's wrong dear?"
"Do you know what yesterday was?"
At that moment Bob realized that yesterday was his anniversary with his wife.
"Oh honey, I'm sorry how could I forget?"
"Well it doesn't matter. I want something that can go 0-200 in less then 60 seconds on the front yard tomorrow."
The next morning, Bob's wife woke up and couldn't find Bob. So she went out in the front yard. Greeting her was neither a car nor Bob, it was a small cardboard box. Perplexed, she took the box inside the house and opened it.
Inside was a bathroom scale.
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I asked this homeless lady if I could take her home
Then she looked at me angrily and told me to screw off. Thought it was a little mean, I just wanted her cardboard box
I was bullied a lot in school.
Eventually I went on to musical success. Years down the line, I stopped in my hometown to do a show. It turned out the biggest of my bullies was hired to handle my displays.
I watched for a while as he tried to put up some cardboard cutouts of myself. Every time he would set one up, another one fell over.
Now that I'm in charge, he can't stand up two me's.
I came home from work one day and my wife was putting cardboard over the windows, I said babe what are you doing?
She said We've updated our privacy policy
What if one day, you woke up, and everything was made out of cardboard?
That's Yoshi's Story
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Know whats bad about all these cardboard straws in Florida?
They s**...
So I was in my room and I saw a group of ten ants just running around frantically. I felt badly for them so I made a small house for them. out of a cardboard box.
This technically makes me their landlord and they are my.....
Tenants
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Cardboard is a lot like 1-ply toilet paper. It's not really good at absorbing,
But it's really good at moving s**... around.
Made this one with my son
My son was playing with a cardboard sword one day and then gave me one. He told me, "draw your weapon!"
I asked him, "Okay, with marker or crayon?"
I still remind him of that to this day. It never gets old
