Cardboard Box Jokes
47 cardboard box jokes and hilarious cardboard box puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cardboard box that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Cardboard Box Short Jokes
Short cardboard box jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cardboard box humour may include short cardboard jokes also.
- I just got my son a flat peice of cardboard for his birthday I have no idea why he was so desperate for an ex box.
- I've just ordered an empty cardboard box from Chernobyl. It was the cheapest microwave I could find.
- I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday. I guess I'll never know why he so badly wanted an ex box.
- I saw a homeless woman in the rain the other night and offered to take her home with me... You should have seen her face when I ran off with her cardboard box!
- What happens when you put a bunch of cardboard boxes in your house during a full moon? You make it a warehouse
- What's the difference between me and a cardboard box? A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.
:( - Is it wrong to take two gorgeous, young homeless girls home with you? After all, it's just a cardboard box.
- What do you call a two-week celebration of tree houses, couch cushion lean-tos, and cardboard box buildings? A fortnight.
- A group of youths are smoking outside my house. It's a bit intimidating. Perhaps I'll call the police. Or just move my cardboard box to somewhere else.
- I asked for a new gaming console for Christmas, instead I got some torn up cardboard, I asked why "I thought you asked for an ex-box?"
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Cardboard Box One Liners
Which cardboard box one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cardboard box? I can suggest the ones about packing boxes and cereal box.
- What do you call a Transformer in a cardboard box? Amazon Prime.
- I love buying cardboard boxes online. You always get one more than you pay for.
- What is cardboard's favorite sport? Boxing
- What do you call the cardboard they throw away at Gamestop? An ex-box.
- What's it like being a cardboard box? You're board all the time.
- What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say? 'I'm in light urn.'
- Ordered food from Ethiopia There was only a cardboard box
- What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box? Body centered cubic
- when you get it wet what kind of box is no more good when its wet?
Cardboard box - What's funky and fits in a cardboard box? A homeless epileptic.
- How do you stop a North Korean tank? Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.
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What funny jokes about cardboard box you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean milk carton jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cardboard box pranks.
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Tiger Wood's wedding day.
On Tiger's wedding day he approaches his wife and asks a favour of her. He says to her 'as long as we are married you cannot look in this cardboard box'. Being her wedding day she agrees to the strange request without hesitation.
5 years later his wife is cleaning the house when she stumbles across the box and curiosity gets the better of her and she peeks inside. She finds 3 crushed beer cans and $1000 in cash.
At dinner that night she asks Tiger about the box. he replies 'well I suppose you deserve to know every time I cheated on you I put a can in the box' she replies 'well considering your s**... addiction I guess I can forgive you for 3 times but why the money?'
'Well' he replied 'every time the box got full I cashed it in'
Guy walks into a taxidermists...
Guy walks into a taxidermists with two cardboard boxes, one under each arm.
"Yes sir, can I help you?" Asks the taxidermist.
"I hope so" replies the guy "It's my two pet monkeys you see... they were out playing in the road yesterday and a car came swerving round the corner, and they weren't looking... and anyway they were both killed and I was wondering if you could take a look and tell me if it would be possible to get them stuffed?"
So the taxidermist looks in the first box, then he looks in the second box, then he turns to the guy and says "Yes sir I think we could do something really nice here. Would you like them mounted?"
"Naa" says the guy "Just holding hands would be fine"
An organic chemist and an inorganic chemist walk into a room.
There is a table inside and on the table there are two boxes, one in front of the other. Next to the boxes is a sign that says "please take one".
There is nothing that distinguishes the two boxes from each other except for their placement on the table, and the writing on the boxes. They are both plain cardboard boxes with black magic marker on the front. The first box has the suffix "-ic" written on it while the second box has the suffix "-ice" written upon it.
The organic chemist takes the formic, while the inorganic chemist takes the lattice.
Christian Kittens
A preacher was taking a walk one day and happened upon a young girl who was playing with something in a cardboard box.
When he got closer he could see that the box held a litter of new-born kittens. "What kind of kittens are those?" asked the preacher.
"They're Christian kittens," replied the little girl.
The preacher walked on, pleased to see that the little girl had Jesus foremost in her thoughts.
A few days later the preacher saw the little girl again. "And how are your little Christian kittens doing today?" he asked.
"Oh, they aren't Christian kittens, they're atheist kittens," replied the girl.
"But... I thought you said they were Christian kittens?" responded the preacher, concerned over the sudden change.
"Oh, they were. But now their eyes are open."
2 boxes
2 boxes finish a game of poker. One says to the other "hey man you fancy another game?", to which the other one replies "no.. i'm cardboard'
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Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in d**......
they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to p**..., 'Dat's dem.'
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
p**... and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the ConnorPass.
At the ConnorPass , Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis looks like a grand place…'
He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
p**... watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, p**... shakes his head and says, f**... dat.
Dis budgie jumping is too f**...'n dangerous for me!'
I met a pretty girl.
Today i asked a pretty young homeless women if i could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.
The look on her face soon changed when i walked off with her cardboard box.
Bob forgets his anniversary.
Bob woke up one morning to find his wife waiting for him in the kitchen, looking unusually angry.
"What's wrong dear?"
"Do you know what yesterday was?"
At that moment Bob realized that yesterday was his anniversary with his wife.
"Oh honey, I'm sorry how could I forget?"
"Well it doesn't matter. I want something that can go 0-200 in less then 60 seconds on the front yard tomorrow."
The next morning, Bob's wife woke up and couldn't find Bob. So she went out in the front yard. Greeting her was neither a car nor Bob, it was a small cardboard box. Perplexed, she took the box inside the house and opened it.
Inside was a bathroom scale.
As part of the alignment of strategy for cabinet departments, Trump announced to congress his plan for housing vouchers
Redeemable for a cardboard box behind Safeway.
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I asked this homeless lady if I could take her home
Then she looked at me angrily and told me to screw off. Thought it was a little mean, I just wanted her cardboard box
It's my wife's birthday
And all she ever want was a fast car. Something to get her old heart pumping. She always hated me because i couldnt afford her nice things. She demanded that I get her something that can go from 0 to 200 faster than anything she's ever seen. Otherwise she would leave me. On the morning of her birthday I told her to go check the driveway. She went out and all she saw was a cardboard box. Furious, she questioned what it was. I told her to open it. Inside was a brand new scale.
I would say Brie Larson has the personality of a corrugated cardboard box..
But even amazon manages to put a smile on that
Col Repo was promoted and awarded a new wardrobe with his new position in the military.
That's right, somewhere out there is a cardboard box just full to the brim of General Repo's T's.
If you advertise your big new TV by putting the box out in the trash, I'm gonna steal it.
My cardboard fort only needs a few more pieces.
So I was in my room and I saw a group of ten ants just running around frantically. I felt badly for them so I made a small house for them. out of a cardboard box.
This technically makes me their landlord and they are my.....
Tenants
