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Funniest Cardboard Box Short Jokes

Short cardboard box jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cardboard box humour may include short cardboard jokes also.

  1. I asked this cute homeless girl if I could take her home with me. She started crying after I walked off with her cardboard box.
  2. I asked a homeless girl if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes! But seemed very surprised when I took her cardboard box and walked away.
  3. I just got my son a flat peice of cardboard for his birthday I have no idea why he was so desperate for an ex box.
  4. I asked a homeless girl if I could take her home... The smile on her face vanished when I took away her cardboard box.
  5. I asked a pretty, young, homeless girl if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. Her expression changed, however when I walked away with her cardboard box.
  6. I asked a beautiful homeless girl if I could taker her home with me. She said, "Yes!" With a big smile... But that quickly changed when I walked away with the cardboard box that she lived in.
  7. I've just ordered an empty cardboard box from Chernobyl. It was the cheapest microwave I could find.
  8. If two Homeless people are hitting each other with a cardboard boxes... Is it a pillow fight?
  9. I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday. I guess I'll never know why he so badly wanted an ex box.
  10. I asked a homeless woman if I could take her home. She shyly said yes.... so I took her cardboard box and left.

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Cardboard Box One Liners

Which cardboard box one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cardboard box? I can suggest the ones about packing boxes and cereal box.

  1. What do you call a Transformer in a cardboard box? Amazon Prime.
  2. I love buying cardboard boxes online. You always get one more than you pay for.
  3. What is cardboard's favorite sport? Boxing
  4. Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
  5. Can a cardboard box? No but a tin can!
  6. What do you call the cardboard they throw away at Gamestop? An ex-box.
  7. What's it like being a cardboard box? You're board all the time.
  8. What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say? 'I'm in light urn.'
  9. What's funky and fits in a cardboard box? A homeless epileptic.
  10. Ordered food from Ethiopia There was only a cardboard box
  11. How do you stop a North Korean tank? Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.
  12. What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box? Body centered cubic
  13. when you get it wet what kind of box is no more good when its wet?
    Cardboard box

Cardboard Box joke, when you get it wet

Gather Around for Heartwarming Cardboard Box Jokes and Uplifting Humor

What funny jokes about cardboard box you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean milk carton jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cardboard box pranks.

Tiger Wood's wedding day.

On Tiger's wedding day he approaches his wife and asks a favour of her. He says to her 'as long as we are married you cannot look in this cardboard box'. Being her wedding day she agrees to the strange request without hesitation.
5 years later his wife is cleaning the house when she stumbles across the box and curiosity gets the better of her and she peeks inside. She finds 3 crushed beer cans and $1000 in cash.
At dinner that night she asks Tiger about the box. he replies 'well I suppose you deserve to know every time I cheated on you I put a can in the box' she replies 'well considering your s**... addiction I guess I can forgive you for 3 times but why the money?'
'Well' he replied 'every time the box got full I cashed it in'

I saw this cute homeless g**... the street..

..so I asked her if I could take her home. She smiled and said "sure", boy the look on her face when I walked off with her cardboard box...

I saw a homeless man sleeping inside a big cardboard box outside the train station this morning.


Not wanting to disturb him, I crept over and put a Starbucks coffee cup on top of his box.
He immediately woke up and said, "Thank you."
"No problem." I smiled.
He looked at me again and said, "It's empty."
I said, "I know, it's meant to be a chimney."

A cowboy walks into a bar...

...dressed entirely in paper, head to toe. The works. Paper hat, crinkled paper hat-band, grocery bag shirt, newsprint vest, origami guns in cardboard holsters, belts made of those paper links on Christmas trees, butcher's paper pants and chaps, tissue-box boots, and glossy magazine spurs. He nods to the bartender and takes a seat at the poker table. He plays for about half an hour, when the sheriff bursts in and arrests him for rustling.

An organic chemist and an inorganic chemist walk into a room.

There is a table inside and on the table there are two boxes, one in front of the other. Next to the boxes is a sign that says "please take one".
There is nothing that distinguishes the two boxes from each other except for their placement on the table, and the writing on the boxes. They are both plain cardboard boxes with black magic marker on the front. The first box has the suffix "-ic" written on it while the second box has the suffix "-ice" written upon it.
The organic chemist takes the formic, while the inorganic chemist takes the lattice.

Christian Kittens

A preacher was taking a walk one day and happened upon a young girl who was playing with something in a cardboard box.
When he got closer he could see that the box held a litter of new-born kittens. "What kind of kittens are those?" asked the preacher.
"They're Christian kittens," replied the little girl.
The preacher walked on, pleased to see that the little girl had Jesus foremost in her thoughts.
A few days later the preacher saw the little girl again. "And how are your little Christian kittens doing today?" he asked.
"Oh, they aren't Christian kittens, they're atheist kittens," replied the girl.
"But... I thought you said they were Christian kittens?" responded the preacher, concerned over the sudden change.
"Oh, they were. But now their eyes are open."

2 boxes

2 boxes finish a game of poker. One says to the other "hey man you fancy another game?", to which the other one replies "no.. i'm cardboard'

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in d**......

they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to p**..., 'Dat's dem.'
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
p**... and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the ConnorPass.
At the ConnorPass , Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis looks like a grand place…'
He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
p**... watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, p**... shakes his head and says, f**... dat.
Dis budgie jumping is too f**...'n dangerous for me!'

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.
:(

I met a pretty girl.

Today i asked a pretty young homeless women if i could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.
The look on her face soon changed when i walked off with her cardboard box.

I asked for a new gaming console for Christmas, instead I got some torn up cardboard, I asked why

"I thought you asked for an ex-box?"

As part of the alignment of strategy for cabinet departments, Trump announced to congress his plan for housing vouchers

Redeemable for a cardboard box behind Safeway.

I asked this homeless lady if I could take her home

Then she looked at me angrily and told me to screw off. Thought it was a little mean, I just wanted her cardboard box

What do you call a two-week celebration of tree houses, couch cushion lean-tos, and cardboard box buildings?

A fortnight.

Is it wrong to take two gorgeous, young homeless girls home with you?

After all, it's just a cardboard box.

I would say Brie Larson has the personality of a corrugated cardboard box..

But even amazon manages to put a smile on that

Col Repo was promoted and awarded a new wardrobe with his new position in the military.

That's right, somewhere out there is a cardboard box just full to the brim of General Repo's T's.

If you advertise your big new TV by putting the box out in the trash, I'm gonna steal it.

My cardboard fort only needs a few more pieces.

I just bought my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas.

I have no idea why he wants an ex box

I asked a pretty homeless girl if I could take her home and she said yes.

She looked shocked when I walked off with her cardboard box.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Poor homeless woman

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

I was walking down the street one day...

...and I saw a pretty homeless lady sitting on the ground. I walked up to her and asked if I could take her home. She smiled and said "Yes."
The look on her face quickly changed though, when I walked away with her cardboard box.

A group of youths are smoking outside my house. It's a bit intimidating. Perhaps I'll call the police.

Or just move my cardboard box to somewhere else.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home..

 I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home.
She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home.

She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

So I was in my room and I saw a group of ten ants just running around frantically. I felt badly for them so I made a small house for them. out of a cardboard box.

This technically makes me their landlord and they are my.....
Tenants

I saw this pretty homeless lady while I was walking home from work.

So I walked over and asked if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However the look on her faced changed dramatically when I picked up her cardboard box and started walking away it.

So, I was in my room and I saw a group of 10 ants just running frantically. I felt bad, so I made a small house for them out of a cardboard box. This technically makes me their landlord and they are my...

Tenants

What happens when you put a bunch of cardboard boxes in your house during a full moon?

You make it a warehouse

I saw a homeless woman in the rain the other night and offered to take her home with me...

You should have seen her face when I ran off with her cardboard box!

In my room

I was in my room when I saw ten ants running around frantically. I felt bad, so I made a house for them out of a cardboard box.
Technically, this makes me their landlord, which means they are my...

Tenants

Cardboard Box joke, In my room

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