The Best 35 Cardboard Box Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cardboard Box jokes. There are some cardboard box chinese takeout jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cardboard box cardboard box puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cardboard Box Jokes and Puns

I met a pretty girl.

Today i asked a pretty young homeless women if i could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.

The look on her face soon changed when i walked off with her cardboard box.

I asked this cute homeless girl if I could take her home with me.

She started crying after I walked off with her cardboard box.

I asked a homeless girl if I could take her home.

She smiled and said yes! But seemed very surprised when I took her cardboard box and walked away.

Cardboard Box joke, I asked a homeless girl if I could take her home.

I saw this cute homeless girl on the street..

..so I asked her if I could take her home. She smiled and said "sure", boy the look on her face when I walked off with her cardboard box...

I just got my son a flat peice of cardboard for his birthday

I have no idea why he was so desperate for an ex box.


I asked a homeless girl if I could take her home...

The smile on her face vanished when I took away her cardboard box.

I asked a pretty, young, homeless girl if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes.

Her expression changed, however when I walked away with her cardboard box.

Cardboard Box joke, I asked a pretty, young, homeless girl if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes.

I asked a beautiful homeless girl if I could taker her home with me.

She said, "Yes!" With a big smile... But that quickly changed when I walked away with the cardboard box that she lived in.

I've just ordered an empty cardboard box from Chernobyl.

It was the cheapest microwave I could find.

What do you call a Transformer in a cardboard box?

Amazon Prime.

If two Homeless people are hitting each other with a cardboard boxes...

Is it a pillow fight?

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I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday.

I guess I'll never know why he so badly wanted an ex box.

I love buying cardboard boxes online.

You always get one more than you pay for.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home..

 I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home.

She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

So I was in my room and I saw a group of ten ants just running around frantically. I felt badly for them so I made a small house for them. out of a cardboard box.

This technically makes me their landlord and they are my.....

Tenants

I asked a homeless woman if I could take her home. She shyly said yes....

so I took her cardboard box and left.

Cardboard Box joke, I asked a homeless woman if I could take her home. She shyly said yes....

What happens when you put a bunch of cardboard boxes in your house during a full moon?

You make it a warehouse

What is cardboard's favorite sport?

Boxing

Poor homeless woman

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.


So, I was in my room and I saw a group of 10 ants just running frantically. I felt bad, so I made a small house for them out of a cardboard box. This technically makes me their landlord and they are my...

Tenants

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

:(

I asked a pretty homeless girl if I could take her home and she said yes.

She looked shocked when I walked off with her cardboard box.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Is it wrong to take two gorgeous, young homeless girls home with you?

After all, it's just a cardboard box.

What do you call a two-week celebration of tree houses, couch cushion lean-tos, and cardboard box buildings?

A fortnight.

Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

A cowboy walks into a bar...

...dressed entirely in paper, head to toe. The works. Paper hat, crinkled paper hat-band, grocery bag shirt, newsprint vest, origami guns in cardboard holsters, belts made of those paper links on Christmas trees, butcher's paper pants and chaps, tissue-box boots, and glossy magazine spurs. He nods to the bartender and takes a seat at the poker table. He plays for about half an hour, when the sheriff bursts in and arrests him for rustling.

A group of youths are smoking outside my house. It's a bit intimidating. Perhaps I'll call the police.

Or just move my cardboard box to somewhere else.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home.

She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

I was walking down the street one day...

...and I saw a pretty homeless lady sitting on the ground. I walked up to her and asked if I could take her home. She smiled and said "Yes."

The look on her face quickly changed though, when I walked away with her cardboard box.

Can a cardboard box?

No but a tin can!

I asked for a new gaming console for Christmas, instead I got some torn up cardboard, I asked why

"I thought you asked for an ex-box?"

2 boxes

2 boxes finish a game of poker. One says to the other "hey man you fancy another game?", to which the other one replies "no.. i'm cardboard'

I would say Brie Larson has the personality of a corrugated cardboard box..

But even amazon manages to put a smile on that

What do you call the cardboard they throw away at Gamestop?

An ex-box.

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