The Best 35 Cardboard Box Jokes

I met a pretty girl.

Today i asked a pretty young homeless women if i could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.

The look on her face soon changed when i walked off with her cardboard box.

I asked this cute homeless girl if I could take her home with me.

She started crying after I walked off with her cardboard box.

I asked a homeless girl if I could take her home.

She smiled and said yes! But seemed very surprised when I took her cardboard box and walked away.

I saw this cute homeless girl on the street..

..so I asked her if I could take her home. She smiled and said "sure", boy the look on her face when I walked off with her cardboard box...

I just got my son a flat peice of cardboard for his birthday

I have no idea why he was so desperate for an ex box.

I asked a homeless girl if I could take her home...

The smile on her face vanished when I took away her cardboard box.

I asked a pretty, young, homeless girl if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes.

Her expression changed, however when I walked away with her cardboard box.

I asked a beautiful homeless girl if I could taker her home with me.

She said, "Yes!" With a big smile... But that quickly changed when I walked away with the cardboard box that she lived in.

I've just ordered an empty cardboard box from Chernobyl.

It was the cheapest microwave I could find.

What do you call a Transformer in a cardboard box?

Amazon Prime.

If two Homeless people are hitting each other with a cardboard boxes...

Is it a pillow fight?

I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday.

I guess I'll never know why he so badly wanted an ex box.

I love buying cardboard boxes online.

You always get one more than you pay for.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home..

 I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home.

She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

So I was in my room and I saw a group of ten ants just running around frantically. I felt badly for them so I made a small house for them. out of a cardboard box.

This technically makes me their landlord and they are my.....

Tenants

I asked a homeless woman if I could take her home. She shyly said yes....

so I took her cardboard box and left.

What happens when you put a bunch of cardboard boxes in your house during a full moon?

You make it a warehouse

What is cardboard's favorite sport?

Boxing

Poor homeless woman

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

So, I was in my room and I saw a group of 10 ants just running frantically. I felt bad, so I made a small house for them out of a cardboard box. This technically makes me their landlord and they are my...

Tenants

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

:(

I asked a pretty homeless girl if I could take her home and she said yes.

She looked shocked when I walked off with her cardboard box.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Is it wrong to take two gorgeous, young homeless girls home with you?

After all, it's just a cardboard box.

What do you call a two-week celebration of tree houses, couch cushion lean-tos, and cardboard box buildings?

A fortnight.

Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

A cowboy walks into a bar...

...dressed entirely in paper, head to toe. The works. Paper hat, crinkled paper hat-band, grocery bag shirt, newsprint vest, origami guns in cardboard holsters, belts made of those paper links on Christmas trees, butcher's paper pants and chaps, tissue-box boots, and glossy magazine spurs. He nods to the bartender and takes a seat at the poker table. He plays for about half an hour, when the sheriff bursts in and arrests him for rustling.

A group of youths are smoking outside my house. It's a bit intimidating. Perhaps I'll call the police.

Or just move my cardboard box to somewhere else.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home.

She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

I was walking down the street one day...

...and I saw a pretty homeless lady sitting on the ground. I walked up to her and asked if I could take her home. She smiled and said "Yes."

The look on her face quickly changed though, when I walked away with her cardboard box.

Can a cardboard box?

No but a tin can!

I asked for a new gaming console for Christmas, instead I got some torn up cardboard, I asked why

"I thought you asked for an ex-box?"

2 boxes

2 boxes finish a game of poker. One says to the other "hey man you fancy another game?", to which the other one replies "no.. i'm cardboard'

I would say Brie Larson has the personality of a corrugated cardboard box..

But even amazon manages to put a smile on that

What do you call the cardboard they throw away at Gamestop?

An ex-box.