The Best 2 Carcasses Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carcasses jokes. There are some carcasses crows jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carcasses carrion puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carcasses Jokes and Puns

I bumped into an old school friend the other day.

He seemed to be doing very well for himself, fancy clothes, new car. You could tell he was now very successful and wealthy.
I asked him how he had been doing and he said great, I've got loads of money, fancy cars and a big house.
I asked him how he came to be so rich and he replied I've been using animal carcasses and boiling them down to a concentrate and selling that for a profit. I've made a killing on the stocks market.

Why could the vulture not take two carcasses onto the plane?

Because he was only allowed one piece of carrion luggage.

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