Carburetor Jokes

What are some Carburetor jokes?

"The car won't start," said a wife to her husband.

"I think there's water in the carburetor."

"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburetor is."

"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I 'm sure there's water in the carburetor."

"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?"

"In the swimming pool."

Trouble with the car

Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."

Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I"ll check it out. Where's the car?"

Wife: "In the pool."

An Ole and Lena joke

Lena: "Der is trouble vit da car, sveetheart. It has vater in da carburetor."


Ole: "Vater in da carburetor? Dat is ridiculous."


Lena: "Ole, I tell you da car has vater in the carburetor."


Ole: "You don't even know vat a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Ver is da car?"

Lena: "In da lake."

A wife calls her husband in a panic...

Wife: "There's water in the carburetor!"

Husband: "The carburetor? That's ridiculous!"

Wife: "I'm telling you, the carburetor is completely flooded, there's water everywhere!"

Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. Let me come take a look. Where's the car?"

Wife: "In the pool"

Wife: Honey, the car won't start. I think there's water in the carburetor.

Husband: You don't even know what a carburetor is. Alright, where's the car?

Wife: In the lake.

car trouble

Wife: There's trouble with the car. I think it has water in the carburettor.

Husband: Water in the carburettor? That's plain daft.

Wife: I'm telling you the car has water in the carburettor.

Husband: Don't be silly, You don't even know what a carburettor is. how would you know there is water in the carburettor? "

Wife: darling, I figured there would be some water in the carburetor if the car is in the swimming pool."

A mechanic, an electrician and a software developer were in a car.

The car stops working.

-It's the carburetor, says the mechanic. We just have to get down and clean it.

-It's the ignition, says the electrician. We have to check the spark plugs and we'll make it work.

-"Guys, I propose getting out of the car and getting back in and maybe it will start working."

A young boy runs to his dad and says, "Dad! There's water in the carburetor of the car!"...

"How can you be so sure?" The father asks.
"I just know there is." Replied the son.
"Do you even know what a carburetor is?"
"No." Said the boy.
"Ok, where is the car?"
"In the lake."

wife calls and says "i think the carburetor is flooded"

experienced husband starts from the top. "honey, where is the car?"

"at the bottom of the pool"

A son borrows his dad's car

He returns it saying, "Hey dad, you might want to take a look at the car, there's water in the carburetor."

The father looks at him confused and says, "Water in the carburetor? Do you even know what the carburetor does? Where's the car?"

To which the son responds with "In the pool".

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