Carbs Jokes
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What do you call 52 slice of bread?
A deck of carbs!
I treat every day like I am running a marathon tomorrow...
I rest, load up on carbs and don't run.
How many carbs do people in india eat while dieting?
Naan.
The workout
A triathlete walks into a bar to replenish some carbs after a hard workout and orders a beer. "I just got done doing a 10-mile open water swim," he brags to the bartender. "Ten miles, huh? That's impressive," the bartender replies. "I'd struggle to do that much on a bike." "Yeah, well bikes aren't that good in water," the athlete says.
Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?
He was caught counting carbs.
I slept with an Italian woman last night
She gave me carbs.
Carbs
are my starch enemy.
How do you guys feel about that popular country singer's new diet, it allows very very small amounts of carbs.
It's called the Trace Atkins diet.
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