Carbonated Water Jokes
10 carbonated water jokes and hilarious carbonated water puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about carbonated water that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Carbonated Water Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Earth is flat!
I mean, when was the last time you came across naturally carbonated ocean water?
I don't get why some people only drink carbonated water.
The alternative is still water.
Flat Earthers vindicated
The surface of the earth is approx 70% water. None of it is carbonated, thus proving the earth is flat.
Say what you will about flat earth theory
But last time I checked all the water on the surface of the earth isn't carbonated
The oceans are comprised of minimally-carbonated salt water.
Therefore, the Earth is flat.
What happens, when you let the gas out of carbonated water?
Not much. It's still water
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The World's Most Politically Correct Joke
THE WORLD'S MOST POLITICALLY CORRECT JOKE
A Christian, a Jew, a Hindu, a m**..., a Sikh, a Hare Krishna, a Buddhist, a Pagan, an Atheist, a 3rd wave feminist, a non-binary gender neutral otherkin, a transgender Black Lives Matter activist, a Jehovah's Witness and a Muslim walk into a bar that only serves gluten free, dairy free, eco friendly, carbon neutral, halal, kosher, non GM, fair trade, free range, vegan, recycled water.
Nobody said or did anything and an acceptable time was had by all.
This is an organic chemistry joke
A dozen carbon atoms walk into a bar. Not eleven carbon atoms or thirteen carbon atoms, but exactly 12. They order eleven glasses of water. Not 12 glasses of water, and not 10 glasses of water, but exactly eleven glasses of water. What did they get?
I like carbonated water
But only when it's flat
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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