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Carbonated Water Jokes

19 carbonated water jokes and hilarious carbonated water puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about carbonated water that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Carbonated Water Short Jokes

Short carbonated water jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The carbonated water humour may include short bottled water jokes also.

  1. Earth is flat! I mean, when was the last time you came across naturally carbonated ocean water?
  2. Flat Earthers vindicated The surface of the earth is approx 70% water. None of it is carbonated, thus proving the earth is flat.
  3. Say what you will about flat earth theory But last time I checked all the water on the surface of the earth isn't carbonated
  4. The oceans are comprised of minimally-carbonated salt water. Therefore, the Earth is flat.
  5. Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
    The result is now sold as Red Bull.

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Carbonated Water One Liners

Which carbonated water one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with carbonated water? I can suggest the ones about sparkling water and bottle water.

  1. The earth is 80% water. None of that water is carbonated. The earth is flat.
  2. I dream of one day swimming in an ocean of orange carbonated water It's my Fanta sea.
  3. The Earth is flat Over 70% of its surface is water, and none of it is carbonated.
  4. I don't get why some people only drink carbonated water. The alternative is still water.
  5. What happens, when you let the gas out of carbonated water? Not much. It's still water
  6. I like carbonated water But only when it's flat

Carbonated Water Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about carbonated water you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean drinking water jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make carbonated water pranks.

The World's Most Politically Correct Joke

THE WORLD'S MOST POLITICALLY CORRECT JOKE
A Christian, a Jew, a Hindu, a m**..., a Sikh, a Hare Krishna, a Buddhist, a Pagan, an Atheist, a 3rd wave feminist, a non-binary gender neutral otherkin, a transgender Black Lives Matter activist, a Jehovah's Witness and a Muslim walk into a bar that only serves gluten free, dairy free, eco friendly, carbon neutral, halal, kosher, non GM, fair trade, free range, vegan, recycled water.
Nobody said or did anything and an acceptable time was had by all.

This is an organic chemistry joke

A dozen carbon atoms walk into a bar. Not eleven carbon atoms or thirteen carbon atoms, but exactly 12. They order eleven glasses of water. Not 12 glasses of water, and not 10 glasses of water, but exactly eleven glasses of water. What did they get?