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- My carbon monoxide detector won't stop beeping. It's giving me a headache, and dizziness, and nausea.
- I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector. The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick.
- I've decided to launch a brand new dating app exclusively for Palaeontologists…….. I'm going to call it 'Carbon Dating'
- Earth is flat! I mean, when was the last time you came across naturally carbonated ocean water?
- 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse... I really should have invested in one of those carbon monoxide detectors.
- Oxygen tried to pick a fight with Helium helium didn't react at all, he simply rose above, Carbon was watching the whole thing and said, "That's very noble of you"
- had to throw out my carbon monoxide detector tonight. All that beeping was giving me a headache and making me dizzy.
- Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner? Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.
- I came up with a science joke... Why are people with diamond shoes so bad for the environment?
They have a big carbon footprint... - I wish I knew how to turn off my carbon monoxide alarm.... It's been going off for about fifteen minutes and the noise is making really dizzy and lightheaded.
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- What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon? A mole
- What's the dating scene like at MIT? Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.
- How does carbon dioxide make soda so bubbly? By obeying the laws of fizz-ics.
- I don't get why some people only drink carbonated water. The alternative is still water.
- Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, and carbon? Because you're AuTiSTiC.
- I don't know what carbon dating is... But I'll try anything at this point.
- I finally found an app for my senior love life!! Carbon Dating <3
- Why Do Most Diamonds Look So Similar? They're all just carbon copies of each other.
- Why were the paleontologists kissing? They were carbon dating
- A chemist decided to plagiarize a man's work. He made a carbon-copy.
- What do you call a match-making service for realy old people? "Carbon-Dating"
- How would a dinosaur find its mate today ? with carbon dating
- Are you a Carbon sample? Because I want to *date* you.
- What's harvey price's favourite gas? Carbon Mongoxide
- How did the two archaeologists fall in love Carbon dating.
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Some (eye-rolling) Chemistry Pick-up Lines for the Valentine's season
* Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you.
* You're my Lithium.
* Are you an anion? Because I'm positive we're meant to be together.
* My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you're close to me.
* Are you Fluorine? Because i can't seem to get myself away from you.
* My heart burns like a mole of suns for you.
* If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put U and I together.
* Who needs Hydrogen if you're my #1?.
* I can feel a bond forming between us.
Any others would be appreciated
I'm opening a new grocery stores named Organic Food Mart...
Our slogan: "We sell only the best carbon-based foods."
Me and my new girlfriend are both scientists, archaeologists to be exact...
.. we're carbon, dating.
A sad man walks into a Coca-Cola carbonation factory...
But he leaves because it was just soda pressing.
(real news) Select Starbucks stores have been offering customers the option of adding carbonation to their drinks.
In response, Dunkin' Donuts is offering customers the option of having an employee make motorboat noises into their coffee.
Why did the relationship between the creationist and Organic molecule not last ?
Because the creationist did not believe in carbon dating.
What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?
Carbon dating
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s**... science joke
Calcium Carbonate gets into an argument with his friend, electron. "Why do you always have to be so negative?" "Shut up, you're just basic!"
Did you hear they discovered a soda cavemen drank?
It's a carbon dated beverage...
Good jokes are good
This is an organic chemistry joke
A dozen carbon atoms walk into a bar. Not eleven carbon atoms or thirteen carbon atoms, but exactly 12. They order eleven glasses of water. Not 12 glasses of water, and not 10 glasses of water, but exactly eleven glasses of water. What did they get?
Did you hear about the new car that instead of using gas, runs on Carbon, Oxygen, Carbon, and Potassium?
It's a real guzzler.
What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?
Carbon Dating.
Thought of this joke while working on my chemistry homework:
What did the Bi-Sodium Carbonate have for lunch?
A 2Na Sandwich
What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?
A! U!!!
If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
What did the organic chemist use tinder for?
Carbon dating.
You know you're getting old when you go to a new doctor...
...and part of the new patient exam is carbon dating.
Biochemistry joke- I once went carbon dating...
I was arrested because carbon was only 14
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Apparently some people on Tumblr say they're s**... attracted to elements on the periodic table.
That's not really my thing ... except for that time in college when I experimented with carbon dating.
Hey, did you hear that Carbon and Oxygen broke up?
Yeah, it turns out their relationship was actually pretty toxic. Personally, I never saw it.
What did the scientist say when he stubbed his toe?
Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium.
I saw a burglar on the CCTV of my elements shop. He was taking gold, iodine, carbon, uranium, platinum, and three bottles of nitric oxide. I said over the tannoy....
'Au, I C U! NO NO NO!'
I didn't mention the Fifth Element because it was so overpriced and overhyped.
I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector.
Didn't want it waking the wife and kids.
I took the batterys out of my carbon monoxide detector.
It was beeping the whole week, and my roof told me to.
Why does carbon monoxide smell like
fjbsjko
Why can't you buy carbonated orange juice?
Because we already learnt our lesson about gassing juice.
Chemistry Joke!
Hydrogen and Carbon are walking down the street when they run into each other.
The Carbon says to Hydrogen, "Are you all right? You don't look so good."
"I'm not feeling very well," says the Hydrogen. "I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the Carbon.
"Yeah, I'm positive." says the Hydrogen.
Why are carbon chains with two double bonds so sad?
Because they're diene
What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?
A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance
What's the longest carbon side chain known to man?
A Pteradactyl
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Hope you like Carbon Dioxide....
Cause I'll CO2 you later.....
What the difference between carbon and my ex?
She could form more than 4 bonds at the same time.
Some people are into carbon dating.
It's not for me. I dated carbon once, turns out they made everything up.
I want my favorite bar to change its name to Carbon
So when I go there, I'll be in my element.
If I had to pick 3 Elements that summed up my life...
They would either be Aluminum, Oxygen and Neon, or they would be Carbon, Radium and Phosphorous.
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You seem to be a Molybdenum Thorium Erbium Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Erbium
Because you're a real Mo Th Er f**... Er
Breaking News: United Airlines to replace carbonated beverage options.
They will now only sell punch.
Did you hear about the guy who has an affinity for burn victims?
I guess you could say he's into carbon dating
What chemical compound prevails over constant negative press?
Carbon monoxide vanadium di-iron
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The World's Most Politically Correct Joke
THE WORLD'S MOST POLITICALLY CORRECT JOKE
A Christian, a Jew, a Hindu, a m**..., a Sikh, a Hare Krishna, a Buddhist, a Pagan, an Atheist, a 3rd wave feminist, a non-binary gender neutral otherkin, a transgender Black Lives Matter activist, a Jehovah's Witness and a Muslim walk into a bar that only serves gluten free, dairy free, eco friendly, carbon neutral, halal, kosher, non GM, fair trade, free range, vegan, recycled water.
Nobody said or did anything and an acceptable time was had by all.
I just got an all-organic carbon capture plant for my house.
I just call it "a plant" for short.
My carbon monoxide alarm went off in the middle of the night
It gave me a really bad headache, so I had to turn it off.
What do you call a carbonated beverage that tastes good, but not great?
so-soda.
Hydrogen and Carbon walk into a bar
Hydrogen: Hey I was thinking about starting a business about electrons and wanted to ask if you wanted to be a partner
Carbon: Sure! I've got nothing to lose!
I changed all my light switches to carbon fiber ones
They make the rooms lighter
Where would you go if you want a tiny carbonated beverage?
To Minnesooota!
When the carbon tax comes into effect, fragrance manufacturers will be upset..
..they will be paying per fume.
I like carbonated water
But only when it's flat
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Do you have Gold, Titanium, sulfur, and Carbon inside you? If yes.
Then you're
Au t**... S t**... C
A coworker made a joke about carbon monoxide poisoning…
I told him it was tasteless
What is satan's favourite chemical?
Carbon. because it has 6 protons 6 neutrons and 6 electrons
I tried to ask Google for some good chemistry jokes.
But it just kept returning "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Oxygen Fluorine Fluorine."
I'm getting tired of my relationship with carbon isotopes -.- it's too complicated.
Time to give up carbon dating.
I bought a Carbon Dioxide detector and I think it's busted.
I can't even breathe without it going off.
Why do all of the carbon atoms in benzene get along so well?
They learned to just let pi bonds be pi bonds.
I finally found an unexpected love in chemistry class.
Carbon-dating is totally worth it, guys.
Why were Jim and Martha figuring out how old the fossil was, on their first date?
Because they were Carbon Dating.
This is a little science joke my friend told me.
A 99kg man asks his friend if I eat 1kg of nachos, does that make me 1%nacho.? The friend replied to that
Well the human body is made up of sodium, oxygen, carbon and hydrogen. So that practically makes us 100% NaCHO
A new carbonated beverage mimics the sounds of a human voice when you pour it out of the bottle.
or out of the can, soda speak.
What did the student say after learning all the symbols on the periodic table?
Fluorine-Uranium-Carbon-Potassium this! Never again!
I've been single so long, I don't remember how old I was the last time I had a girlfriend.
I can't even get a carbon date
Carbon and Helium were having a conversation.
Carbon: And then I said, Barium!
Osmium walks into the room.
What's so funny guys?
Carbon whispers to Helium: Don't tell him. He's too dense to get it.
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I've been experimenting with iron, carbon, and aluminum to make a better toilet. I'm going to write a whitepaper on my results.
It's titled The f**... Matter.
Did anyone hear about the fossils down the block?
I heard they started carbon dating.
If we are made of oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, and nitrogen.
And the universe is made up of primarily oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, and nitrogen.Is this why I'm so spaced out?
What is the relationship between an old fossil and a paleontologist called?
Carbon Dating