The Best 28 Carbon Monoxide Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carbon Monoxide jokes. There are some carbon monoxide jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carbon monoxide puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carbon Monoxide Jokes and Puns

My carbon monoxide detector won't stop beeping.

It's giving me a headache, and dizziness, and nausea.

I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector.

The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick.

I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm today

The loud beeping was giving me a headache.

I had to take the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector.

All the beeping was giving me a headache and making me sleepy.

I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today

The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.


'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse...

I really should have invested in one of those carbon monoxide detectors.

I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm...

...the loud ringing noise from it was giving me a headache and making me dizzy.

had to throw out my carbon monoxide detector tonight.

All that beeping was giving me a headache and making me dizzy.

I unplugged my carbon monoxide detector from the wall today

All that beeping was giving me headaches and making me feel nauseous

I wish I knew how to turn off my carbon monoxide alarm....

It's been going off for about fifteen minutes and the noise is making really dizzy and lightheaded.

My carbon monoxide detector keeps beeping

It's really giving me a headache

You can explore carbon monoxide reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean carbon monoxide dad jokes. There are also carbon monoxide puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I had to take the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector

The constant beeping gave me a headache and made me feel sick.

I got rid of my carbon monoxide detector last night

The constant beeping was making me feel sick and dizzy.

I've finally had it with my carbon monoxide detectors.

All this beeping has been giving me such a bad headache. I'm going to take the batteries out right away.

My carbon monoxide alarm went off in the middle of the night

It gave me a really bad headache, so I had to turn it off.

I've just had to take the batteries out of the Carbon Monoxide alarm

The loud beeping was giving me a headache and I was starting to feel sick and dizzy

A coworker made a joke about carbon monoxide poisoning…

I told him it was tasteless

People told me to get a carbon monoxide alarm....

But all it's doing is beeping and giving me a headache

I took the battery out of my carbon monoxide detector.

It was annoying me with that infernal beeping noise.


What chemical compound prevails over constant negative press?

Carbon monoxide vanadium di-iron

Why does carbon monoxide smell like

fjbsjko

I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector.

Didn't want it waking the wife and kids.

I took the batterys out of my carbon monoxide detector.

It was beeping the whole week, and my roof told me to.

I think my carbon monoxide detector is malfuctioning, but

Pineapple laundry dictionary.

How long does a carbon monoxide intoxication last?

Longer than you think.

The carbon monoxide detector is really annoying.

But hey, at least the kids are quiet.

Alexa make me feel good.

Ok. Releasing Carbon Monoxide.

Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the carbon monoxide jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working carbon monoxide piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes