The Best 6 Carbon Footprint Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carbon Footprint jokes. There are some carbon footprint jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carbon footprint puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carbon Footprint Jokes and Puns

Yo mama so fat...

her carbon footprint turned to diamond.

I came up with a science joke...

Why are people with diamond shoes so bad for the environment?

They have a big carbon footprint...

This sub really likes to watch its carbon footprint

I know because it keeps on recycling the same jokes

Be aware of your carbon footprint

Next time you have a lightbulb moment, think of a energy efficient led bulb

I don't have carbon footprints

bc I drive everywhere.


How do you find your escaped barbeque?

By the carbon footprint

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the carbon footprint jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working carbon footprint piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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