Carbon Element Jokes
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What sets carbon apart from the other elements?
It's the only element with based life forms.
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Apparently some people on Tumblr say they're s**... attracted to elements on the periodic table.
That's not really my thing ... except for that time in college when I experimented with carbon dating.
If I had to pick 3 Elements that summed up my life...
They would either be Aluminum, Oxygen and Neon, or they would be Carbon, Radium and Phosphorous.
I saw a burglar on the CCTV of my elements shop. He was taking gold, iodine, carbon, uranium, platinum, and three bottles of nitric oxide. I said over the tannoy....
'Au, I C U! NO NO NO!'
I didn't mention the Fifth Element because it was so overpriced and overhyped.
I want my favorite bar to change its name to Carbon
So when I go there, I'll be in my element.
Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.
Why is 2 Phosphorus Oxygen Carbon the greatest rapper from the elements?
2POC
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