The Best 29 Carb Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carb jokes. There are some carb yeast jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carb naan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carb Jokes and Puns

My carbon monoxide detector won't stop beeping.

It's giving me a headache, and dizziness, and nausea.

Han Solo's diet mainly consists of protein and fat...

But he allows himself one carb a night.

I was carbon-dating a dinosaur the other day, trying to figure out what era it was from

Upon closer inspection, I realised that it didn't have the 3 anuses I was expecting, so I ruled out the Triassic period

Carb joke, I was carbon-dating a dinosaur the other day, trying to figure out what era it was from

How does carbon dioxide make soda so bubbly?

By obeying the laws of fizz-ics.

My carbon monoxide detector keeps beeping

It's really giving me a headache

I don't know what carbon dating is...

But I'll try anything at this point.

I saw a climate scientist eating pasta out of a pink leather bowl

He was eating carb on dyed ox hide

Carb joke, I saw a climate scientist eating pasta out of a pink leather bowl

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!!

If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Are you a Carbon sample?

Because I want to *date* you.

My carbon monoxide alarm went off in the middle of the night

It gave me a really bad headache, so I had to turn it off.

I am both dyslexic and diabetic...

So needless to say I fell in love with the idea of "All You Can Eat Carb Legs".

You can explore carb cinnamon reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean carb dietary dad jokes. There are also carb puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

A new carbonated beverage mimics the sounds of a human voice when you pour it out of the bottle.

or out of the can, soda speak.

Carbon and Helium were having a conversation.

Carbon: And then I said, Barium!

Osmium walks into the room.

What's so funny guys?

Carbon whispers to Helium: Don't tell him. He's too dense to get it.

A lady brought her car into my shop the other day

It had a rough idle. I adjusted and cleaned the carburetor. Called the lady to come pick it up, and when she got there she asked what was going on. I said "shit in the carb". She said "how often do I need to do that?"

Why are these low carb diets like keto so controversial?

Because they go against the grain

What do you call a bunch of Muslims on a low carb diet?

A Mosque-Keto

Carb joke, What do you call a bunch of Muslims on a low carb diet?

Why do all of the carbon atoms in benzene get along so well?

They learned to just let pi bonds be pi bonds.

How much bread can you eat on a low carb diet in India?


Baltimore Ravens go low carb

Baltimore ravens go low carb and cut Rice. (I will see myself out)

When the carbon tax comes into effect, fragrance manufacturers will be upset..

..they will be paying per fume.

Why are carbon chains with two double bonds so sad?

Because they're diene

Why does carbon monoxide smell like



are my starch enemy.

If you drink a soda flat you'll lose more weight

I mean, the soda is a low carb soda now.

I like carbonated water

But only when it's flat

I think my carbon monoxide detector is malfuctioning, but

Pineapple laundry dictionary.

The carbon monoxide detector is really annoying.

But hey, at least the kids are quiet.

I don't have carbon footprints

bc I drive everywhere.

Why did the carbon boy turn into diamond?

Peer pressure at school

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the carb bakes jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working carb wholemeal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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