The Best 12 Caravan Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Caravan jokes. There are some caravan timbuktu jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these caravan camper puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Caravan Jokes and Puns
There was a poetry competition final with two contestants, a university student and an old country man.
They each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem about Timbuktu.
The student goes first and says " Across the desert sands, crossed a lonely caravan, men on camels two by two, destination Timbuktu."
The crowd goes wild cheering for the poem.
The old country man then goes, "Tim and I off hunting went, found some girls in a pop up tent, they were three and we were two and I buck one and Tim buck two."
The man at the circus.
A man is going to the circus to look for work. The man finds the manager in his caravan and asks him if he could get a job at the circus.
Oh, so you're looking to join the circus then? Tell me, what can you do?
I can mimic a bird, the man says proudly.
Hah, scoffs the manager, every single person at this circus can mimic a bird, even the slow stable boy, that's not anything we'd want here at this circus.
Oh well, says the man and flew out the window.
Dave took his wife Sheila and her sister Mandy away for a weekend in the caravan.
"Any chance of a blow job?" Dave whispered to his wife when they were in bed.
"For fuck's sake, Dave!" she hissed, "Mandy's in the bed over there!"
"Good point," he said, "Mandy? Any chance of a blow job?"
Better name for the administration's handling of the caravan crisis
Gategate
What does santa use to get into a gypsys caravan on christmas night?
A tin opener
What does caravans and women underwear have in common?
Both are in the way if you are in a hurry
Local Republicans complained about a public display supporting the migrant caravan
The Church apologized for the offense but refused to take down their Nativity set.
Hey did you hear Chuck Norris has joined the Caravan?
Now it's a Ram.
Chuck Norris joins the caravan
Now it's a ram
I've finally found out who the caravan is really hiding
Somewhere, deep within the caravan between ISIS, MS-13, middle easterners, and Santa Claus...
Is Waldo.
How did the immigrant caravan walk 2000 miles?
They listened to that Proclaimers song twice.
You can explore caravan van reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean caravan explorers dad jokes. There are also caravan puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
What do you call a car, followed by a moving van, followed by more cars, but no trucks?
A caravan o trucks
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the caravan wooded jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working caravan truck piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.