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So, I sprinted to the car, paced down the street, rushed into the store, frantically looking down each aisle until I finally got to the tampons, hurried back to my car and raced home as fast as I could! I burst in through the front door, ran up the stairs, slammed open the bathroom door and shouted, "Walmart, halfway down aisle 10, bottom shelf!"
No, the cars are much faster.
You should've seen her face when I drove pasta
Jokes on him I sleep in a real car
Race car noises.
When do we want them?
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Scene: a psychiatrists practice:
'Doc, I'm a mechanic I work for a racecar driver. It's utterly depressing ... I get to fix his car up, maintain it, tune it to perfection. But never -not once- have I been allowed to take it for a spin. It's crushing a depressing to think that such a wonderful thing is out there purring, but I'll never get to enjoy it. ...'
'Well sir, I think I understand just fine, my brother in law has the exact same problem.'
'Is he a mechanic too doc?'
'No, a gynecologist'
Little does he know I sleep in an actual car.
It was a Baguetti Veyron.
then why aren't race car drivers called racest
... but a person who drives race cars not called a racist?
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Joke's on him. I sleep in a real car!
He asked for racing stripes, flames, lightning bolts…you name it.
But there was one thing about the paint job the body shop owner just couldn't understand.
The snail wanted a big S on the driver's and passenger's doors.
When asked about them the snail said:
When I drive by someone at high speed I want them to say 'Look at that S-car go.'
It was too tired.
A cop was waiting in a speed trap on the interstate when a guy in a sport car came racing by him at over a 100 mph. The cop immediately pulls out behind the speedster and turns on his lights. The guy pulls over and the cop walks over to the window. The cop looks at the guy smiling and says I've been waiting for someone like you all day. The guy responses well I came as fast as I could.
The racing driver can't work out why he's come in last in a race despite using the fastest, most technologically advance car.
With his support team, he checks the vehicle and finds three men in large dresses, full make-up and wigs sitting on the roof.
"There's the problem," says the engineer. "Too much drag."
It had a SPOILER on it.
I just love getting off to a good start
I raced back as quick as I could and sure enough when I looked inside, there were two tubas.
It had a short circuit.
Experts say it was caused by a race condition.
He had "Indy"gestion
It only had one previous owner, a little old lady, who only used it once a week, on a Sunday - when she took it drag racing.
Speedos !
For one, you have to use a bicycle. For the other, you can use a race car.
Of course he wants a space race, he's the only one with a car up there
I DRIVE A BUS WITH BLACKS,BROWNS,WHITES,OTHERS..
The title of this post is the joke.
The police.
Also works with other minority races. Mileage may vary depending on audience.
that's exactly what I thought too before shifting the gear on my car to R at 120 mph
You just need to start off as a billionaire
All race car drivers are racists.
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Context: My 5 year old told me this today. I'm guessing he didn't make it up...
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