Car Painter Jokes
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Car Painter Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I took my pet snail to get his car painted..
We drive over to the painters garage and he asks:
hey, what color would you like you car ?
Snail says back to him:
I would a black car with a green S on top
Painter exclaims:
Oh that's cool, S for snail
Snail lashes back:
No, not S for snail, that way when people see me drive by they say hey look at that escargot !
I used to work in a car wash, but I wasn't very productive.
In hindsight, it probably wasn't the most practical place for a painter.
What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?
"You sound just like me!"
What's the difference between someone who makes wooden furniture and someone who does paint jobs?
One is a carpenter and one is a car painter
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