Car Maintenance Jokes
3 car maintenance jokes and hilarious car maintenance puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about car maintenance that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Car Maintenance Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good car maintenance joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Just a schoolgirl waiting for her dad…
While waiting for my dad, two of the school janitors came outside and started smoking a joint.
When my dad saw us, he ran into the cloud of smoke, grabbed me by the arm and shoved me into the car!
What's wrong with you? Why are you angry at ME? I protested. I didn't even do anything!
He glared at me in the rear view mirror. I will not have any daughter of mine wasting her time with high maintenance people!
I've discovered some similar thing between cars and humans.
The older they are, the more maintenance is required.
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Baby, if you were a car, you'd be a Maserati…
Because you're high maintenance, spend all my money to supposedly make me look good, but really everyone couldn't care less, and you're not that great.
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