Car Fluid Jokes
6 car fluid jokes and hilarious car fluid puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about car fluid that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Car Fluid Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good car fluid joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
The oil change shop tried to scam a customer by telling him that his car needed "blinker fluid"
The customer said, "Nice try, you can't trick me. My BMW doesn't have blinkers!"
How to change the blinker fluid in your car or truck:
STEP ONE: wear safety glasses! If you get any fluid in your eye, it will cause uncontrollable blinking until you wash it out.
Brake Fluid
A mechanic was working under a car when some brake fluid dripped into his mouth. At first he spit it out, but he found that the aftertaste was not tha bad. He continued working under the car when some more brake fluid found its way into his mouth. This time he swallowed. He really liked the taste of brake fluid! Soon enough, his coworkers found him drinking brake fluid from a cup in the shop. "I don't think that's safe" a concerned coworker pleaded. "You should not be drinking anymore brake fluid, dude" another said. "Don't worry" the mechanic assured them, "I can stop anytime!".
A Juggler, and the Police...
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.
"What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop.
"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."
"Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it."
The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!
I finally got my Caitlyn Jenner car
Now I just need transition fluid
One day an auto mechanic was working under a car...
and some brake fluid accidentally dripped into his mouth.
"Wow," he thought to himself. "That stuff tastes good!"
The next day he told a friend about his amazing discovery.
"It's really good," he said. "I think I'll have a little more today."
His friend was concerned but didn't say anything. The next day the mechanic told his friend he'd drunk an entire cup full of the brake fluid.
"It's great stuff!"
A few days later he was up to a bottle a day. And now his friend was really worried.
"Don't you know brake fluid is toxic? It's very bad for you," said the friend. "You'd better stop drinking it."
"Hey, no problem," he said. "I can stop any time."
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