Car Airbag Jokes
9 car airbag jokes and hilarious car airbag puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about car airbag that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Wife: "I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Husband: "The good news."
Wife: "The good news is that your car's airbag worked perfectly."
Wife: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Husband: The good news.
Wife: "Your car's airbag worked perfectly."
A priest and a rabbi get into a car accident...
A priest and a rabbi get into a car accident at an intersection. They get out of their cars and find that neither is hurt, which is surprising because it was a horrible accident. The cars are a mangled mess.
The priest says to the rabbi, "Thank the lord that we are both uninjured! That was *terrifying.* I still can't stop shaking. I was so frightened!"
The rabbi says, "Friend, I feel the same way. I saw my life flash before my eyes, but those airbags saved us. Look, I had this bottle of Manischevits wine on the seat next to me and it didn't even break! Here, let's have a drink to calm our nerves. " as he hands the bottle to the priest
"Yes, and also to celebrate still being alive!" the priest says as he takes a long drink from the bottle.
He hands the bottle back to the rabbi who, instead of drinking, closes the bottle and puts it in his pocket.
"Aren't you going to have a drink?" the priest asks
"Not until after the cops get here. "
A couple is driving on a highway
A couple is driving on a highway when she says, I want a divorce. The man doesn't say anything, except speeds up the car.
I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you. The man doesn't say anything except speeds up to he car.
I want the house, the bank account, kids, and the dog. The man doesn't say anything excepts speeds up the car.
She says, Are you listening to me? Don't you want anything?
The man replies, No, I have everything I need.
Oh? And what's that?
Right before the car rams into a wall, he says, The airbag.
What do governments and modern cars have in common?
1. They're full of airbags.
2. They're full of features that nobody wants.
3. They're impossible for the average person to fix.
My friend told me that he had a good news and a bad news.
I said Just tell me the good news
Your car's airbag works perfectly.
Plot twist joke
The couple drives silently in a car along the country road. She suddenly says,"Walter, I'm getting a divorce!"
He doesn't say anything, just accelerates slightly.
She says,"I've had a relationship with your best friend for a long time, and he's a better lover than you." He doesn't say anything again, accelerates even further.
She says,"I want the house, the bank account, the car and the dog." He doesn't say anything, but he accelerates even further. She says,"Are you listening to me? Don't you want something?" "I have everything I need!" "Why that?" Just before he hits a wall, he says,"I got the airbag!"
A woman on the way to her new job
A woman is in her car on the way to her new job at a mental hospital, when the car begins juddering, and she is forced to pull over. She is looking at the engine when a man comes up behind her and says "it's your fan belt, love", before he leans in, and has the car fixed withing seconds. "My god! Thank you so much, do you need a lift anywhere, I must repay you somehow." The man declines, and states that he is a patient at the hospital, and has been let out for a short walk. "I'm a new staff member there, I'm going to pull some strings and get you out, you are in a sound state of mind and you shouldn't be in there" says the woman. The man enthusiastically thanks her for her kindness as she gets back into the car. She is just pulling away when a house brick hurtles through the rear window and smashes her across the face and setting off the airbag. In her stunned state she hears through the shattered glass: "Simon Wright is the name, you won't forget now will you!?".
Airbag
When you get in your car the airbag goes off, because even your car knows your an accident.
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