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capture a fresh man. They begin eating him. One cannibal starts at the head and the other starts at the feet.
Ten minutes later the one at the head asks the other,"how are you doing?"
The other says, "oh I'm having a ball!"
And the other says "well you eat too fast."
1. Dig a hole in the ice.
2. Place a bunch of peas around the hole
3. When the bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
Police said he was in denial.
Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Larry asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "
Cut a big fishing hole in the ice. Wait for the polar bear to bend over the hole to fish. Then run up behind the polar bear and **kick it in the icehole!**
Because I am going to capture it
step 1 dig a hole.
step 2 fill the hole with ash.
step 3 surround it with peas.
step 4 when the elephant comes to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole!
The art would be out of this world.
It's this new game called Grindr. I haven't tried it yet, but I hear its this thing where you go around, trying to capture bears.
But I mist.
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I guess you could say I take pride in my work.
The net ball.
They both capture that special moment.
They capture your special moments.
It was whore-ifying
You dig up a hole, put ashes in it and surround the hole with peanuts. Then, you kick him in the ash hole.
Apparently, they couldn't arrest him for armed robbery.
I just call it "a plant" for short.
A live cat was found roaming the surface of Mars. Scientists planned to have the Mars Rover capture the animal to study it but unfortunately while attempting to capture the feline, Curiosity killed the cat.
They ransomware.
They had to get by on whatever they could capture in their belly buttons
He wasn't sure what led to his capture, since he was pulling out all the stops to not get caught.
...will they capture the imagination of the public?
A Trapezoid.
The players never left no-man's-land.
He did unspeakable things to me
In a Nicholas Cage.
He uses emulators.
It can actually capture an image of a woman with her mouth shut.
In related news, your mom won't be returning from her hike anytime soon.
Capture her quickly and confine her to an 8 by 8 space.
Use a rib-cage.
Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrum-roll, please?
your body will capture a screenshot
Both capture the moment.
"Dad, you capture irrelevant information."
1. Sleep 8+ hours everyday.
2. Drink 3L of water minimum daily.
3. Get outside in the sun everyday.
4. No sugar.
5. Read for 30 mins each day.
6. Workout for 1hr 3 times a week
7. Capture someone and cut their face off then sew it onto your face.
8. Meditate for 10 mins everyday.
They tested out the machine in china for a week and they caught 2 thieves. The following week the russians decided to test this machine in Moscow, they caught 10 thieves. Seeing the machine's success, the Mexican government wanted to try this in the City of Mexico, they caught 400 thieves. Then the Americans caught interest and decided to test the machine in Detroit... They stole the machine
I got a bee.
A terrible, early form of click bait.
and wanted to test it out. I was looking for a good subject and found a salon where a guy was cutting a woman's hair. I went in and asked him if I could take some pictures. He said she wanted a rainbow look, and it would be great to get some before and after pics to capture the coloring process.
That's when I shot a man, just to watch him dye.
Its ok. Putin doesn't know either.
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