The Best 3 Captors Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Captors jokes. There are some captors superiors jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these captors daughters puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Captors Jokes and Puns

The Italian spy

A german, French, and Italian spy get captured. The French spy is tied with his hands strapped behind his back, a d is tortured and interrogated. He confesses after one hour. The German spy lasts two hours before confessing. The Italian spy lasts hours before his captors give up on him. The German and French spies ask how he lasted so long without talking and he says "I wanted to talk, but I couldn't move my hands."

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 had long since succumbed to Stockholm syndrome and was actively engaging with their captors.

I was taken hostage the other day. My captors taped me up.

I got away scotch free!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the captors hostage jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working captors torture piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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