The Best 33 Captivity Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Captivity jokes. There are some captivity swam jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Captivity Jokes and Puns

I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in the cage

Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity

I went to the zoo today and saw a bagel locked up in a cage.

Apparently it was bread in captivity.

I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage

I guess you could say it was bread in captivity

Captivity joke, I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage

Just back from the zoo. Saw a slice of toast lying in one of the enclosures.

It was bread in captivity.

I went to the zoo and saw a piece of toast in a cage.

The sign said "Bread in captivity".


Did you hear about the baguette in the zoo?

It was bread in captivity.

Zoo...

I went to the zoo and saw a loaf in a cage.

A sign read: "Bread in captivity."

Captivity joke, Zoo...

I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

A new study of dolphins was recently performed...

The study showed that within a few weeks in captivity, they were able to teach humans to stand at the edge of their pool and throw fish at them.

What do you call toast in a cage?

Bread in captivity.

Did you hear about the iguana that couldn't mate in captivity?

He had a reptile disfunction.

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Went to the zoo to find a baguette caged

They said it was bread for captivity

Recent studies show that chimps raised in captivity are more likely to reproduce if they are shown videos of other chimps mating in the wild.

monkey see monkey do monkey, monkey do monkey

I have a pet baguette that remains in it's cage.

It's bread in captivity.

Pandas have finally started breeding together in captivity

According to staffers, the place just suddenly erupted into panda-moan-ium

I was at the zoo the other day when I noticed a baguette in one of the enclosures...

I went up to the zookeeper and asked why there was a baguette in a zoo. He replied "oh that?! It's bread in captivity"

Captivity joke, I was at the zoo the other day when I noticed a baguette in one of the enclosures...

I saw a baguette in a cell at the zoo yesterday...

It was bread in captivity.

Got my second shot today

Even after bleeding in captivity for hours, articulately begging the enemy soldiers to spare me.

I went to the Zoo the other day

and there was a loaf of Hovis in the Lion enclosure - so I went up to the zookeeper and said "What's that doing in there?"

and he said "That? That's bread in captivity"


Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

I never knew how smart Dolphins were...

They are so smart that after only a few weeks of captivity they can train humans to stand at the edge of the pool and throw them fish

Scientists are marveling over Snooki's baby

After all, it's the first Ompa Loompa bred in captivity.

I went to the zoo and saw a croissant in a cage.

It was bread in captivity.

I saw a baguette in a cage the other day

The sign read "Bread in captivity"

Researchers say Bigfoot was finally discovered and captured on a mountain trail recently. Despite it's enormous size, it proved easy to capture due it's very low intelligence. The head researcher was shocked by just how fat and dumb it was. The beast will be held in captivity for a while.

In related news, your mom won't be returning from her hike anytime soon.

Yesterday I went to the zoo and was sad to see a baguette in a cage...

The zookeeper told me it was ok though because it was bread in captivity.

Sea World announced they're not going to breed Orcas in captivity anymore...

So now the only whales you'll see in a theme park are the American women

My Friend Said To Me...

"I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity."

I thought about it for a sec and said back "Oh yeah? Well, I went to the zoo and saw a pretzel in a cage. They told me it was knot bread in captivity."

:3

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

Did you guys hear about that dolphin at SeaWorld that committed suicide?

Apparently after he was separated from his family and forced into captivity, he lost all sense of porpoise in his life.

I once saw a slice of toast in a zoo.

It was bread in captivity.

Went to the zoo and one of the enclosures just had a load of burger buns on the floor.

The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity

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