The Best 4 Captain Planet Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Captain Planet jokes. There are some captain planet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these captain planet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Captain Planet Jokes and Puns

What would you call Captain Planet if he fought ghosts instead of eco-terrorists?

Captain Planchette.

Why is Reddit Captain Planet's favorite website?

Because it's made with 100% recycled material.

What did Till Lindemann say when he was appointed captain of the Planet Express?

"Fire Fry!"

While my six-year-old daughter of the space age and I were reviewing some old photographs, we came across a picture of me when I was a captain in the Army Reserves.

โ€œDaddy, were you in a war?โ€

โ€œYes,โ€ I fibbed, just to see what her reaction would be.

Wide-eyed, she gasped, โ€œAgainst what planet?โ€

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the captain planet jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working captain planet piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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