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What would you call Captain Planet if he fought ghosts instead of eco-terrorists?
Captain Planchette.
Why is Reddit Captain Planet's favorite website?
Because it's made with 100% recycled material.
What did Till Lindemann say when he was appointed captain of the Planet Express?
"Fire Fry!"
While my six-year-old daughter of the space age and I were reviewing some old photographs, we came across a picture of me when I was a captain in the Army Reserves.
“Daddy, were you in a war?”
“Yes,” I fibbed, just to see what her reaction would be.
Wide-eyed, she gasped, “Against what planet?”
Call Captain Planet
The residents of a town are fed up with all of the pollution from factories, littering, and toxic waste.
Finally, a townsperson says, "We need Captain Planet!"
A moment later, a superhero looking dude shows up and says, "Did someone summon me?
The townspeople rejoice, and cheer for their new savior.
The superhero gathers everyone together and puts together a basic strategy to fight the pollution.
Then he says, "Have fun, I'm outta here."
The townspeople are confused and ask him, "Well wait, when do you start doing all this?"
He replies, "Me? I don't do anything. You called for Captain Plan-it"
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