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19 captain obvious jokes and hilarious captain obvious puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about captain obvious that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short captain obvious jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The captain obvious humour may include short captain jokes also.

  1. My friends started calling me captain obvious But just so you know I'm not actually a captain, it's just a nickname.
  2. I asked my Commander if he thought I could be Captain some day. He told me I ask the obvious questions.

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Captain Obvious One Liners

Which captain obvious one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with captain obvious? I can suggest the ones about obvious and captain hook.

  1. Just bought a book "Jokes about Captain Obvious". It's full of Captain Obvious jokes.
  2. Who would be worse than Captain obvious? Doctor Obvious
  3. My friends call me Captain Obvious It's because I state the obvious.
  4. What did Captain Obvious say as a baby cattle entered the room? A door a bull
  5. Who did the ship captain give his virginity to? the first mate obviously...
  6. I am a captain and say very obvious things. Who am I? Captain Obvious!!
  7. Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue
    I'm Captain Obvious
    Pleased to meet you!

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about captain obvious can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of captain obvious puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Captain Obvious Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about captain obvious you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean sea captain jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make captain obvious prank.

A pirate captain with a peg leg walks into a bar.

On his c**..., he's got a ship's helm fastened to him.
The old pirate settles into the bar.
The bartender serves him a drink and finally asks the obvious, "what is the purpose of the helm on your c**...?"
The pirate answers: "Arrrr, I dunno, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

Captain Kirk and Spock are chatting one day...

Kirk: " Spock you always remain so calm and even handed when talking with people who are obviously less intelligent than you. How do you do it? "
Spock: " Well Captain I simply agree with whatever they say."
Kirk: " What? That's absolutely ridiculous! "
Spock: " I completely agree Jim. "
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My flight was being served

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up , that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-p**..., so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which the flight attendant replied , without missing a beat,
Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, b**...!'

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