Following is our collection of funny Captain Morgan jokes. There are some captain morgan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these captain morgan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
On the rocks...
Have you had a little Captain in you?
I always get them mixed up.
A little coke brings Captain Morgan to life.
What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and captain Morgan? Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
Captain Morgan is still killing Indians to this day
He was on the rocks.
...five policemen, Captain Morgan.
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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the captain morgan jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working captain morgan piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.