The Best 9 Captain Morgan Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Captain Morgan jokes. There are some captain morgan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these captain morgan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Captain Morgan Jokes and Puns

How does the siren like her Captain Morgan?

On the rocks...

Captain Morgan now facing sexual assault accusations. Local authorities asking victims one question.

Have you had a little Captain in you?

I can't remember if I bought a can of Coke or a bottle of Captain Morgan..

I always get them mixed up.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?

A little coke brings Captain Morgan to life.

Shame shame

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and captain Morgan? Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!

what is the difference between captain Morgan and general Custer?

Captain Morgan is still killing Indians to this day

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

Policeman asked a drunk man how much did he drink. Drunk man answered...

...five policemen, Captain Morgan.

What noise does Captain Morgan's chainsaw make?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the captain morgan jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working captain morgan piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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