Captain Morgan Jokes
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How does the siren like her Captain Morgan?
On the rocks...
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Captain Morgan now facing s**... assault accusations. Local authorities asking victims one question.
Have you had a little Captain in you?
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Why does Captain Morgan always have his foot on a barrel of r**...?
Because he can barrely stand.
This is a reupload of my post from earlier due to a misspell that ruined the joke.
Why did Captain Morgan wear a hat that came halfway down the side of his head?
Because of his privateers!
I can't remember if I bought a can of Coke or a bottle of Captain Morgan..
I always get them mixed up.
What's the difference between amy winehouse and Captain Morgan?
A little coke brings Captain Morgan to life.
What noise does Captain Morgan's chainsaw make?
RUMMRUMRUMRUMRUMRUMRUMRUM
What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?
He was on the rocks.
Policeman asked a drunk man how much did he drink. Drunk man answered...
...five policemen, Captain Morgan.
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