Captain Marvel Jokes

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Funniest Captain Marvel Short Jokes

Short captain marvel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The captain marvel humour may include short captain america jokes also.

  1. In the next Marvel movie I hear that Ironman, Captain America and the others will team up to battle Comcast . It is called Avengers Xfinity Wars!
  2. Captain Marvel wasn't the first standalone female superhero... Iron man was, because he's Fe-Male
  3. What would you say to someone when you're busy looking for Captain Marvel's cat? That you're on a wild Goose chase.
  4. Social justice warriors love Captain Marvel because she's a powerful woman... ...but hate her because she's Binary.
  5. Marvel just confirmed that the Incredible Hulk will be replacing Captain America He will be called the Star Spangled BANNER

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Captain Marvel One Liners

Which captain marvel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with captain marvel? I can suggest the ones about marvel superhero and marvel.

  1. Is Goose from Captain Marvel a good character? You're flerken right he is.
  2. What's Captain Marvel's favorite cheese? Brie.
  3. Which Marvel character can beat Captain America? Captain Vietnam.
  4. I saw Captain review score is... 78 cents out of one dollar
  5. Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Captain: Am Erica.

Captain Marvel Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about captain marvel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean captain jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make captain marvel pranks.

A young first officer asks his Captain

A young first officer asks his Captain,
"Sir, why does not my ability evolve. I don't seem to be getting better at flying?"
And the Captain patiently answers: "Son, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun, and their wings seem like flames?"
"Yes, my sir, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones but without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, sir, I have already witnessed it."
"Then the moon .. when it touches the calm water reflecting all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, sir, I have also observed this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all these s**... things instead of focusing on flying the aircraft."