Captain Kirk Jokes

Funniest Captain Kirk Short Jokes

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1. Captain Kirk actually has 3 ears. The first is the left ear, the second is the right ear, and then there's the final frontier.
2. Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom? Because he was fighting the Klingons.
3. What did captain kirk's music teach put on his report card? He's having trouble with the trebles
4. What do Captain Kirk and Mister Spock do to get their baggage up to their hotel room? Tell a porter.
5. Q: Why did Captain Kirk go in to the ladies room?
   A: Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before.
6. Hey Captain Kirk, who's your most productive officer? That would be Pavel - any task I give him, he'll quickly Chekov.
7. What is Captain Kirk's least favorite fruit? Klingon peaches
8. A hat for kirk My mum wanted to knit a hat for Captain Kirk of the USS enterprise, but it is quite tricky for someone who has three ears!
   His left ear, his right ear and his final front-ear.
9. What is Captain Kirk's favorite holiday? Hanukhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn!
10. What is Captain Kirk's favorite chemical process? Vulcanization

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Captain Kirk One Liners

Which captain kirk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with captain kirk? I can suggest the ones about sea captain and captain hook.

1. Why did Captain Kirk's girlfriend break up with him? Because he Shatner face.
2. What is Captain Kirk's least favorite type of nut? Pe-KAAAAAHHHHHNNNNNN!!!!
3. What does Captain Kirk do on the toilet ? He makes a Captain's log
4. Why does Captain Kirk's wife smell? Because, William Shatner.
5. Why Did Spock Use Kirk's Bathroom? ...Because he wanted to see the Captain's log
6. What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow? a LepreKHAAAAAAN!
7. What is Captain Kirk's least favorite movie genre? Romulan-coms
8. I like my lawn like Captain Kirk likes his women. Thick, lush, soft, and green.
9. What is Captain Kirks most hated pie? Pe-KHAAAAAAANNN!
10. What is Captain Kirk's favorite brand of paper products? Scott
11. How did Captain Kirk get the flu He Khan-tracted it
12. Why did Captain Kirk pee on the enterprise? To go where no man had gone before.
13. Why couldn't Captain Kirk access the internet? He had no Data.
14. What is Captain Kirk's favorite fish, stretch and 17th century infantry weapon? Pike
15. Where does Captain Kirk prefer to urinate? Where no man has gone before.

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