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The first is the left ear, the second is the right ear, and then there's the final frontier.
In hindsight "Shatner Panties" wasn't a good choice of name in the first place.
Because he Shatner face.
A right ear, a left ear, and a final front ear
Pe-KAAAAAHHHHHNNNNNN!!!!
He makes a Captain's log
Because he was fighting the Klingons.
He boldly goes where no man has gone before.
3
A Left Ear
A Right Ear
And a Final Front-Ear
He's having trouble with the trebles
A leper Khan.
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Because, William Shatner.
...Because he wanted to see the Captain's log
But no one would invest in Shatner Panties.
(An oldie, but deserved a fresh posting)
a LepreKHAAAAAAN!
Romulan-coms
Kirk: " Spock you always remain so calm and even handed when talking with people who are obviously less intelligent than you. How do you do it? "
Spock: " Well Captain I simply agree with whatever they say."
Kirk: " What? That's absolutely ridiculous! "
Spock: " I completely agree Jim. "
....
it went bust.
No one wanted to wear shatner panties.
Tell a porter.
Thick, lush, soft, and green.
Pe-KHAAAAAAANNN!
Because one time, he took a hooker and shatner.
I'm so sorry, I know its bad but I had to get it out of my head.
Scott
William Shat-on-her
Q: Why did Captain Kirk go in to the ladies room?
A: Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before.
That would be Pavel - any task I give him, he'll quickly Chekov.
They both wipe away Klingons from Uranus
He Khan-tracted it
To boldly go where no man has gone before.
He had no Data.
To go where no man had gone before.
Pike
Klingon peaches
My mum wanted to knit a hat for Captain Kirk of the USS enterprise, but it is quite tricky for someone who has three ears!
His left ear, his right ear and his final front-ear.
Hanukhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn!
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