The Best 8 Captain Crunch Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Captain Crunch jokes. There are some captain crunch captains jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these captain crunch captain phillips puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Captain Crunch Jokes and Puns

The Captain's Drink

Captain Hook, Captain Crunch, and Captain America walk into a bar.
Hook says, "Ahoy mates, I'll buy the first round. Just let me go to the bathroom real quick."
The others wait and when Hook comes back Captain America asks, "Hey Hook, how bout those drinks?"
Hook yells, "Shove it up yer stars and stripes, ya flag waving boy scout!"
America turns to Crunch, "Why's he suddenly "irate"?
Crunch says, "Well, that's what happens when you take the P out of a pirate"

Captain Crunch, Tony the Tiger, and the Trix Rabbit were found dead recently

The police concluded that this is the work of a Cereal Killer.

The Captain of the Titanic heard a massive crunch.

But that was just the tip of the iceberg.

Captain Crunch and Count Chocula were found dead last night

Police are looking for a cereal killer

I do crunches twice a day now

Captain in the morning and Nestle in the Afternoon


I was about to pour myself the last bowl of captain crunch, but my father snatched the box out of my hands.

Turns out, my dad is a cereal rapist.

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

Everyone is freaking out ebola

When I'm just trying to get ebola captain crunch

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