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The Captain's Drink
Captain Hook, Captain Crunch, and Captain America walk into a bar.
Hook says, "Ahoy mates, I'll buy the first round. Just let me go to the bathroom real quick."
The others wait and when Hook comes back Captain America asks, "Hey Hook, how bout those drinks?"
Hook yells, "Shove it up yer stars and stripes, ya flag waving boy scout!"
America turns to Crunch, "Why's he suddenly "irate"?
Crunch says, "Well, that's what happens when you take the P out of a pirate"
Captain Crunch, Lucky the leprechaun, and the Trix rabbit have been found murdered in recent months.
Police believe they're all victims of character assassination.
I read that Snap, Crackle and Pop were found murdered along with Captain Crunch and Tony the Tiger
Authorities suspect it's the work of a cereal killer.
Captain Crunch, Tony the Tiger, and the Trix Rabbit were found dead recently
The police concluded that this is the work of a Cereal Killer.
The Captain of the Titanic heard a massive crunch.
But that was just the tip of the iceberg.
Captain Crunch and Count Chocula were found dead last night
Police are looking for a cereal killer
I do crunches twice a day now
Captain in the morning and Nestle in the Afternoon
I was about to pour myself the last bowl of captain crunch, but my father snatched the box out of my hands.
Turns out, my dad is a cereal r**....
What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?
Captain Crunch
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